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Sitting right on the edge of where the Rainbow Square would meet the Brightwing Lane, Rave Toad's Bar would be sat between multiple shops and buildings, now stirring about a...Well, One could hardly say a crowd. It was more 'Vague group of curious people' Who seemingly were awaiting to be a part of this bar's second run. The time was counting down, until it reached the starting time of...

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7:00 PM

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However, for Blue, Phosphora and R.O.B, they were given specific instruction to go through the back door of the bar in order to get into proper uniform before starting anything, as inside, Six Bartender uniforms were set up for Blue, Phosphora, R.O.B and...Some unknown characters as well. Apparantly, by the nametag, they were 'Jill', 'Gillian' and 'Rave T--' Oh, That was your boss. Well, Regardless, it seemed the sizes were...Mostly accurate enough. Rob's was a  XXS In the waist and XXL Everywhere else to accompany his giant chasis, Blue's seemed to be a little bit roomier in the Waist and Bust than would easily fit, Perhaps Rave Toad was overshooting there on the sizes, and Phosphora's would be a little too big all around. Thankfully, none seemed to be too terribly tight, if you were to put them on to start with.

Proceeding onward, There was a white board right besides the Door to the Bar, Which was adorned with marker to tell exactly what needed to be done, and why. Sort of a checker as to the goals needed to do.

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THINGS TO DO BEFORE CLOSE AT 5 AM!!!


Clean the Bathroom - That Akira guy seemed so focused with his looks, i dont think he even LOOKED at the bathroom for too long! [Not Done!]

Clean the Kitchen - Apparantlu the Akira Kid just made curry along with the bar and didnt even enter the kitchen! Who KNOWS whats up in there, all i know is King Saladzuma is missing, and im fine with that. [ Not Done!]

Clean out the Attic- There's something bangin' around in there...Anyway, i plan to use it as a storage room for the rest of my booze and party bombs, so clean it for me Please! [ Not Done!]

Mop the Floor - Standard procedure, yo.   [Not Done!] 

Fix the TV - That things been on the fritz alot lately. Maybe its got a bug? [ Not Done!]

Call Rave Toad's Mother to wish her Happy Birthday - Its been a few years since i arrived on Li, apparantly, so i gotta dodge my mom. Mind calling her for me? [ Not Done!]

Take a legally required break - At around midnight, Jill and Gillian and I will come back and take over the Midnight shift for ya' guys! [ Not Done!]

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Besides the White Board, There were Five Menu's, each adorned with a golden Name on each. Blue, Phosphora, R.O.B, Jill and Gillian, And it seemed each were assigned for them. Looking inside, was a list of drinks, With the miniature menu made so that they all knew what was on the menu, and how to make it, as a cheat sheet!

Drink Menu;

LAVENDER TOWN SYNDROME

2 oz Hypnotiq

1 oz Vodka (Regular or 100 proof for an extra kick)

.25 oz Grenadine

6 oz Lemon Lime Soda


Mix all ingredients in a tall glass over ice. Serve and tell ghost stories. Perfect for someone who just wants to get drunk. Pink.
Serve INTELLIGENTLY, So you dont lose your own mind.

STARDUST REVERIE

6 oz. Raspberry Soda

2 oz. Pink Lemonade Vodka

1 dash Grenadine

1 dash Peach Pucker (optional)

Raspberry and Strawberry flavored Pop Rocks


Rim a glass with raspberry and strawberry pop rocks. Pour chilled raspberry soda into the glass. Shake vodka and grenadine (adding optional peach pucker for a tangier fruit taste) with ice and pour onto soda. Garnish with a slice of star fruit. Perfect for a Thoef, or someone who REALLY insulted there girlfriend. Sparkly.
Serve with DEXTEROUSNESS, So you can get away on time.


ZELDA'S LULLABY

1.5 oz Chambord

.75 oz vodka

1 oz lemon juice

.5 oz simple syrup

1 egg white

1 lemon twist



Separate your egg white, add it to a mixing glass, and discard the yolk. Add the other liquid ingredients and shake without ice until foamy. Add ice and shake to chill. Strain into a coupe glass, garnish with a lemon twist, and serve. Perfect for a Classy Lady. Purple.
Serve with lots of WISDOM, To add to the air.

FALCON PUNCH

½ shot 151 Proof Rum

½ shot Watermelon Pucker

½ a glass of Punch Mix


First fill a glass about halfway with hawaiian/lemonade punch. Then pour the Pucker into a shot glass and layer the 151 over it using a spoon. Light the shot on fire, yell “FALCON PUNCH!” in the most Captain Falcon-esque manner possible, drop it into the punch, and let the customer Drink. If the Customer then points two fingers at someone and shouts "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES", They must also drink a FALCON PUNCH, or they will be kicked out due to Party Foul. Perfect for those looking for a Intense Rush. Red
. Serve STRONGLY!


THE TAOKAKA

20 ml Black Coconut Rum

20 ml Coffe flavored Liqour

Milk

Tapioca pearls/Boba



Inspired by this one perverted cat i met, who KNEW how to have a party. Live on, crazy girl! Add your desired amount of tapioca pearls to the bottom of a glass, then cover with Coffee Liqour. Fill with milk almost to the top, then layer on the Coconut Rum Last. Perfect for a Pervert. White
. Serve with DEXTEROUSNESS, Or else you could get caught.

TONBERRY

.5 oz Midori (or other melon liqueur)

.5 oz Sour Apple Pucker

.5 oz Absinthe


Mix all three ingredients in a shot glass and serve. If you start seeing little green creatures with lanterns and knives, run away! Perfect for someone with a Murderous look in there eyes. Green
. Serve with DEXTEROUSNESS, Or else you may not escape me, coming at you with a knife, for messing up this drink.

THE T-VIRUS
1 oz Silver Rum
1/2 oz Everclear Vodka
1 Blue Licorice Twist

Put Licorice twist into High Shooter glass, then add Rum, then the Vodka. Very Simple. Perfect for someone craving to kill there Braaaaaaains! Blue Colored. Serve with INTELLECT, lest you be left  staving off the masses.

THE KICK ***

1 glass Cola

¾ shot coffee

½ shot scotch

¾ shot whiskey


CHEW BUBBLEGUM.

1 glass lemonade

1 shot bubblegum vodka

½ shot grenadine

1 Bubblegum ball.


For Kick ***, pour the Coke into a low ball glass. Add the other ingredients and mix by stirring. For Chew Bubblegum, shake all ingredients together and pour into a lowball glass. Add a gum ball as a garnish. If we are out of the ingredients for Bubblegum, you are allowed to serve just THE KICK ***, but only while saying "ITS TIME TO KICK *** AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM....AND WERE ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM." Perfect for someone who's intense, and stupid. Black and Pink.
Serve with STRENGTH, Cause in this world, its all you got!

BLOODY ROSE

5 oz. Cola

1 1/2 oz light Rum

3 oz cherry Vodka

¼ cup chocolate chips

1 cherry lollipop



Fill a tumbler 2/3 of the way with ice. Pour in the Coke, rum, and vodka. Microwave the chocolate chips for 30 seconds and stir so they’re melted, then get all of the chocolate on the spoon and dump it into the drink. Stir with the lollipop. Incredibly difficult to make. Perfect for someone who is bewitching. Black.
Serve with WISDOM, To cast a truly bewitching spell.

Z-SABER

.5 oz Vodka

.5 oz Gin

.5 oz White tequila

.5 oz Triple sec

.5 oz Melon liqueur

.10 Oz of E-Tank Juice

Lemon-lime soda



Mix all alcoholic ingredients and add to a highball glass over ice. Fill with E-tank juice and Soda, charge, and serve. Perfect for Someone who doesnt know what they're fighting for. Green.
Serve STRONGLY, But dont actually swing it at the customer.

ZERO SUIT SAMUS

1 Ounce Sapphire Gin

½ Ounce Anisette

3 Ounces of Lemon-Lime Soda

1 Lemon Licorice Twist



Mix all alcoholic ingredients and add to a highball glass over ice. Stir with Licorice Twist, and leave as garnish. Perfect for someone who isnt afraid to whoop someones behind, and look good while doing it. A-Tier Color.
Make sure to mix this DEXTERIOUSLY.

GODOT'S SPECIAL BELND #12

6 oz. Of Coffee

1 oz. Cinnamon infused spiced rum

¾ oz. Irish cream

1 splash Chambord



Make your coffee, preferably fairly strong. In an Irish coffee glass, mix all ingredients and stir. Inspired from this one dude who drank coffee while in the court room! That was also the first time i was found guilty. Haha...Ha. Perfect for a Coffee Lover, and a Sternfaced man. White.
Need some CHARISMA to serve this smoothly.


SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

1 oz. Grenadine

2 oz. (Spiced Rum)

Top with a splash of Vanilla Vodka



Pour the grenadine into a double shot glass. Layer the Spice Rum on top by pouring over a bar spoon. Top off with a short layer of vanilla vodka. Maybe Dont serve this with a gun. Perfect for a Edgelord. Black.
Need some WISDOM To stop from falling into darkness.

HADOUKEN

¾ oz blue curacao

¾ oz Fireball Cinnamon Whisky

Splash of Bacardi 151



Mix the blue curacao and Fireball in a shot glass. Layer a thin bit of Bacardi 151 (or other overproof rum) on the top and light on fire. Block to extinguish and drink! Add more Bacardi 151 to the top to make it a Shinkuu Hadouken. I took this name from some hobo i heard shout this. Perfect for Kung-fu lovers. Blue.
True STRENGTH Is needed to serve this!

THE JIGGLY PUFF
1.5 oz Strawberry Creme Liqueur
1 oz Peach Schnapps

1 oz Malibu Caribbean Rum

1 oz Milk or Cream

1 Pink Marshmallow


Shake ingredients together. Add ice and shake to chill. Strain into a coupe glass, Add Marshmallow for garnish.  Perfect for a Lady who likes to do Lady things. Pink.
Need some CHARISMA To serve this as cutesy as possible.

WARIO

2 oz. vodka

½ oz. lemon juice

Huckleberry soda

Frozen mangos

Garnish with lemon peel



Stir the vodka and lemon juice together in a glass. Drop in some ice and frozen mangos and fill it up with huckleberry soda. Garnish it with a lemon peel that just happens to look like a sinister mustache. Perfect for someone who is NOT a lady that does lady things. Like, the exact opposite of that. Or just a gross guy all around. Gross color.
Serve STRONGLY, to withstand its terribleness.



THE WALUIGI



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Look. Ill be straight with you...The world just isnt ready for the lovecraftian-esque horror that is 'The Waluigi'. This drink will end the life of someone who has not undergone Monk-like training to prepare for it. Only when someone asks for it. Perfect for someone with nothing else to live for. The color of the Void.





A SINGLE 1-UP MUSHROOM, FLOATING IN PERFUME, SERVED IN A GENTLEMAN'S HAT.

1 1-up Mushroom

12 Gallon's Rave Toad Brand Perfume.



Pour the Perfume into a Gentleman's hat, which you will find on the bottom row of the glasses. Put mushroom in the perfume....I-i have no idea what i was thinking when i made this. Perfect for no one. Who knows what color this is.

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(Each ingredient must be served with a specific Stat! Each drink requires atleast a 5 to create it well. however, if you get a 15 or higher, you may just get a Tip for doing such a good job!)

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"Hey hey people!" Rave Toad would merrily say, clapping his hands."Its the big night guys! Phosphora, you know the drill, but for Blue and R.O.B, Remember. People dont  come to a bar just to get drunk! Thats mostly what they do. But they really come here, so they can vent there woes of the day. The Job of a Bartender is to ease the stress of the day to our wonderful customers, And make sure they're cozy and happy. Heck, you may just change there lives while your at it!"

"Me Personally, I gotta head out. Life sphere law says i am legally not allowed within 5 feet of another Food-serving area that is not my Rave Club due to letting Saladzuma out since last time. But hey, You guys can handle it! I left the keys on the bar counter, unlock it once eight o' clock rolls around! Happy Tendin'!" Rave Toad would say, before walking out the back door...

And so, through the normal door...



Rave Toad's Bar, back up and running. The Bar was fully stocked with tons and tons of different boozes and liquors that Rave Toad scrounged from the Black Market and possibly outside the life sphere, once it was cleared as Safe, as well as many glasses and otherwise. Asides the Back door to the Back of the Bar, There was a separate door to the Kitchen, various seats, A Door to a Unisex Restroom, and of course, the entrance, to which there were a few guests awaiting to be let in.


LET THE BAR TENDING BEGIN!

[Mari]

Blue was somewhat surprised by her choice of company. Wasn't Phosphora one of Arle's friends? What was she doing in a place like this? ...Maybe the same thing she was doing--keeping an eye on the lowlives of the sphere. She'd had pretty good experiences getting people to talk in bars. Heck, sometimes they got drunk and just ran their mouths without her having to do a damn thing! It gave her insights, even if she couldn't necessarily turn those insights into jail sentences. But then... she couldn't help but notice something missing. "Looks like we aren't getting a bouncer." Blue wistfully remarked. "You know how that goes. Pretty girls plus shady customers plus alcohol equals trouble. Keep an eye out for each other and don't let anyone go anywhere alone with a customer for more than a minute.. That includes you, Mister Roboto. There's a weirdo who keeps lying about his name cruising around who has a thing for robots. He has purple hair and dresses a lot better than his social skills would suggest." Blue explained, just kinda casually dropping a warning to ROB at that last bit. She then moved to change into her uniform. She came out of the bathroom with the uniform that previously looked a bit too big for her looking quite snug and form fitting. ...She also appeared have become noticeably bustier since changing, and she had certainly been far from flat to start with. "--Need some help with that? I can help it not ... fall off while you're trying to work." Blue offered to Phosphora, plucking a bobby pin from who only knows where and offering to work on Phosphora's dress. If Phosphora let her, she'd use a few redundant pins to pull and fold Phosphora's outfit behind her back while she was wearing it, clipping the little fold it created so that it wouldn't come undone, such that it would fit a bit more snugly all around.

[TheSpatialWeeg]

R.O.B. wasn't exactly sure what to expect from his first venture as a bartender. He had no true experience whatsoever on the field, and yet the owners on the bar were quite eager to hire him. Now, the robot buddy was here to attend on matters that needed utmost pressing, and that was the re-invigoration of Life Sphere's morale, which was, to put it bluntly, downright terrible. However, once he entered by the bar and met the two human females that would be accompanying him during his shift - 'Blue' and 'Phosphora', names both catalogued, but without any sort of visual reference to go around - he heard a very...interesting detail.

Right, not all of Life Sphere's residents were exactly the most trustworthy of people, were they? A bar like this definitely looked the part for a meeting ground of shady figures, no matter how fancy it was. And...one of the...'pretty girls'(? Should he catalog this?) dropped a warning onto him, about a weird person with...a thing for robots. What thing? Disdain? ...No, that didn't sound like it. 'A thing for something' was a human expression for...what? He didn't knew. "YOU NEED NOT WORRY, MISS." R.O.B. vocalized as he place both of his 'hands' on his lower torso. "IF THIS PERSON ATTEMPTS TO DO SOMETHING TO ME, I WILL ENSURE HE ENDS UP, QUOTE, CATCHING MY HANDS, UNQUOTE." He said. He adored that particular human expression.

All right, next directive on the queue, equipping the uniform. R.O.B had no issue with placing the custom-tailored outfit on him, but... "DESIGN CONTRADICTION FOUND. WORK UNIFORM WILL NOT ALLOW ME TO PERFORM SEVERAL TORSO-RELATED FUNCTIONS, AND SEVERELY RESTRICT TORSO MOVEMENT. ARMS MOVEMENT SEVERELY RESTRICTED AS WELL." he said, sounding...mildly distressed? Can he even do that? "...ACTUALLY, WAIT." he soon spoke, and rolled back his sleeves all the way back, exposing his 'shoulders'. He then spun his arms 360 degrees repeatedly in very high speeds, before stopping. "I HAVE REACHED A PASSABLE COMPROMISE."

[heirtothemonado]

Phosphroa arrived at the familiar building at the edge of Brightwing Lane. She never thought that this place would have opened up again, but she had been fairly good at her job before, so she was glad to come back. Entering thought the back way, Phosphora entered the kitchen, and met the other two employees that Rave Toad had hired. The robot didn't look familiar to her, but she was pretty sure that she had seen Blue a few times at the MGS. Maybe. Even so, they seemed like they'd be better workers then the guys he had in the last building. 

"Noted" Phosphora replied to Blue's warning. "Although I can't promise I won't flirt with anyone, ehehehe" She giggled to herself as she put on her uniform, but soon realized that something didn't seem quite right. Her uniform felt a bit....big. Just in general. It's like Rave Toad had ordered her uniform a few sizes too big.  She was just trying to figure out what she could do about it when Blue offered her help. "Thanks, Blue." Phosphroa said "I don't know why it doesn't fit. When I worked here before, the uniform fit just fine. There shouldn't be any difference then last time." Either Rave Toad was making a pass at her, or he just made a mistake. Phosphora wasn't sure, but there wasn't time to dwell on that now. They needed to get to work.

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Phosphora
Health: 140/140
Shield: 45/45

[PolarStarQuote]

With the time taken to Dress themselves properly, adjusting the outfits for proper fits and the like, Thankfully, The Door's Lock would suddenly turn green, The Lock flicking open as soon as R.O.B, Blue and Phosphora Came in, As the door opened, Customers would arrive already, as the Clock dinged...

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8:00 PM

[OPENING TIME!]

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The First Customer that stumbled in was a Gentleman wearing a rather heavy looking Robe, Deep black in color, hobbling in upon a Cane, Before he sat down at a Table, Producing a Deck of Cards for himself, and beginning to use some form of Magic to draw Pictures onto each of them.

Why, It was the Dealer, the Ever so popular Creepy-guy-behind-the-stadium, Whom was out for a nice night of drinks, and maybe some food as well. He didnt even really ask for service, he simply looked at the three, expecting one of them to come close so he could get his order.

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The Second customer to come in wore quite an armory on himself, Slung on his back was a quite powerful rifle, Adorned with a back shield made out of some kind of green leather, With a Kukuri strapped to his hip. He wore some deep sunglasses, A Brimmed Hat, and had a Look of something quite nice.

Adventure! The Sniper would sit down at the bar, Tipping his hat. " 'Ello 'Ello. Got a Long Black a' some kind?" He would ask, Seeming to be waiting for an order to be taken by one of the three!

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However, it seemed the opening hour was the slowest, as The Dealer and The Sniper were the only two patrons just yet...But hey, that meant whichever bartender was left could perform one of the list of chores Rave Toad left for them!

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Rave Toad's TO DO List; 

Clean the Restroom; 0/1 

Clean the Kitchen; 0/1 

Clean out the Attic; 0/1 

Mop the Floor; 0/1 

Fix the TV; 0/1 

Call Rave Toad's Mother to wish her Happy Birthday;0/1

[Mari]

"You and I think alike~" Blue light-heartedly replied, winking at Phosphora in response to her comment about flirting. Who didn't enjoy some good flirting? Flirting was fun! ...Until it wasn't, but she'd already talked about that. "He seems like the forgetful type. I wouldn't worry about it too much. We've got it under control, right? ...Here come some customers. Everyone ready?" Blue replied, turning to acknowledge ... the dealer? She had to question his presence, but she wasn't looking to meet him. Not like this. She just hoped he wasn't here to meet her. She couldn't trust prophets. Not ones who claimed to know people, anyway. Instead, she moved over to Sniper, taking his order and beginning to whip up a drink for him: Shadow the Hedgehog! ...Rave Toad had a bizarre methodology to naming his drinks.

"Hey there~! I think I've got something you might like. Black as night, with a kick that only a palette like refined gunpowder can appreciate. How's the job treating you?"

dlUp5dFGp_1d20+3 (Blue's drink mixing)1d20+3

[TheSpatialWeeg]

R.O.B., once he managed to grow used to the likes of the uniform around his chassis, went straight toward the counter. The time for opening was almost here, and he had to make sure there was at least one person (or robot) was there by the time the customers would appear. And sure enough, by the time everyone was there and accounted for, the doors opened up, and in came two. One of them wore a robe and came equipped with a cane and some...cards? Curious. The second one seemed to be a mercenary, and the non-indicatively named Blue had already got him covered, with a 'Long Black of some kind'. Was this another human expression? Well, whatever, there was another customer waiting.

"I WILL TAKE THE ORDER FROM THE ROBED CUSTOMER." The robot said as he picked up a paper and a pen before moving towards the Dealer. "EXCUSE ME, SIR. GOOD EVENING." He vocalized, approaching the robed man with no fear. If anything, he'd just make the guy catch his hands if he tried to pull a sneaky on him. "WELCOME TO RAVE TOAD'S BAR. DO YOU WISH FOR A DRINK?" he questioned, preparing to write down whatever the man in front of him worked. He got a bit interested over the cards, but of course, job takes priority. One of the best perks about being a robot was able to put aside his curiosity easily in sharp contrast to a good number of humans, who'd require a pretty great amount of that thing called 'willpower' to do so.

[heirtothemonado]

Phosphora turned as the two customers walked in the door. Well, it wasn't a huge start, but it was something right? More then they had the first time, at least. While Blue and the robot got to work dealing with them, Phosphora looked around the joint. Honestly, not much had changed since she had last been here. Bathroom and kitchen were still nightmares, and she didn't want to touch those yet. Not on her own, at least. Floor wasn't that dirty yet, so she didn't see a reason to pull out the mop. Maybe the TV? Memories of a Pokémon battle and a rather seedy looking guy sobbing into his drink flashed across her vision as she made her way over to the display. Well, she wasn't all that good with household appliances, but she could deal with it like she dealt with any kind of malfunctioning electronics. Just zap it.

Forming a small spark in her hand, Phosphora sent a small bolt of lightning at the TV. Nothing strong enough to damage any of the wiring, just enough for it to short the current so it'd turn off. Once it settled down, Phosphora hit the power button again. Maybe the extra jolt was all the thing needed.

JjE1DZSqp_1d20+2 (Phosphora's attempt at Fixing the TV!) 

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Phosphora
Health: 145/145
Shield: 45/45
Status: Normal

1d20+2

[PolarStarQuote]

"Hurm...An automaton of some kind. Seems to be plenty of those these days..." The Dealer would say in gruff tone of voice, before letting a loose sigh go past his mask, looking upon his cards, then to R.O.B, Beginning to draw on a blank card...




"Hmm....Very interesting. You've quite a legacy, Automaton." The Dealer would say, Chuckling and stashing R.O.B's Card away, before taking a look at the drink menu. "Well, suppose ive earned myself a small respite...I'd like a 'Lavender Town Syndrome', If you'd please...And while were at it, Perhaps i can show you a simple trick or two." He would offer. It was hard to tell what was under the Dealer's Mask, But, The tone of voice said 'Smile' under it.

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"Ah, 'Preciate it Sheila. Cheers!" The man would say, tipping his hat as a true gentleman would, Raising the glass and drinking the black and red mixture...

....

And Smiled happily as he finished the small glass. "Ah, Wasnt what i was looking for...But, I can always appreciate someone being creative with there work." The Sniper would say, Setting the glass down.  "Work just as well for keepin' a man awake at night, Much better than a Schooner would, eh?" He would speak some strange language only known as 'Australian' at Blue, Before seeming to peer at Blue...

"...Hey, I know you. Your that lady that goes speakin' at the Stadium now and again. Didn't take show girls for bartenders too." He would say with curiosity to Blue, seemingly wanting to know what brought her here!

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[TV Fixing Check...........Success?]

As the electricity flew through the TV, The Screen would fuzz to life, A buzzing sound emanating from the entire box, As the screen flashed to life, and showed...

....A Well? The Image only stayed for a moment, Before flashing over and over to then show more and more screens, a Pair of glasses, A Ring of light, A bag full of Curry, Images of Worms, A image of someone's skirt being blown up by the wind, The Well flashing back and forth before suddenly, The World around Phosphora faded away to reveal...

She was in an open field, surrounded by an endless mist, and before her, a simple well made of Rocks...Until, An Ominous creaking came from the stone structure, as a hand slowly raised up, clasping onto the edge of the well, A Black ooze emanating from the mysterious hand's fingernails, As the second hand pulled up itself with supernatural force, as the being phazed in and out of reality it seemed...

"I-i....S...smell.....her...."

The monster croaked out, Soon coming out of the well...

"I-i...Smell her...scent off.,...you..."

The creepy bag headed fiend would say, before suddenly, its hair blew back!

"IM GONNA MAKE YOU COSPLAY HER, AND THEN, MAKE YOU PLAY OUT MY FAN FICTION STAGE PERFORMANCE OF "CHOPPUN'S MANY ALTERNATE ARLE'S HAREM!!!"




With that terrible threat, Choppu-ko would suddenly chuck Richter's Cross at Phosphora!

[Phosphora! Choppu-ko is throwing a Holy Cross at you! Roll a 9 in Dex to avoid, or take 12% Damage!]

Choppu-ko
HP:50/50
Status: Spoopy
Roll to Hit: Any attack at 8 or higher will Hit Choppu-ko

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However, for Blue and R.O.B, All that they would see is that the Tv was suddenly sparked to life, now playing a local broadcast network. Phosphora, however, was totally gone...Weird!



[THE TV HAS BEEN REPAIRED!]




"Grrreetings ladies and gentleman, this is Gemini Man with your favorite local Rainbow Square news station, Gemini News! Today in Gemini News, Reports of the Absolutionists trying to attack and invade all local food sources have increased in the past few days as Arle Nadja officially takes stage as the third life sphere leader, and we are given the beeee-utiful chance to stay on Li, and never having to leave our new friends! And now, a Resource upkeep by our local famine expert-- Gemini Man! Gemini?"

"Thank you, Gemini Man. Yeeees sir, it seems that harvest acres is slowly but surely getting back to its former spot as the go-to resource for food, though any help we can get from travelers and smash brothers ans sisters will help! Remember, Canned food is decent, but Seeds are Excellent, so be sure to look for any seeds that arnt rotten out there in the wastes. And now the Weather with Gemini Man, our weather expert! Gemini?"

"Thanks Gemini~ Tonights forecast calls for a good bit of rain to start rolling in to water the crops of Harvest Acre's fast, and get something to eat soon. So, Stay inside, or break out a rain coat if you happen to be exploring the Sphere this time of night. This is Gemini Man, Signing out~"

[PKMN Trainer Blue]

Blue beamed at the sniper, her best and most pleasant smile. “You certainly won't hear me disagree with you on that! Gotta have standards, right?” Blue casually offered. That was when the sniper recognized her. ...From... the stadium. Right. That job she totally had. “...I know it probably seems like I'm announcing stadium matches all day and night, but I like to get away and get to know my audience more... personally sometimes! I like to engage with people and talk to them. Get to know how the average citizen feels, and offer them sympathetic ear and a drink to their troubles.” Blue thoughtfully explained. “That's not to say I don't appreciate being the face of WWLi, but it can feel a bit impersonal at times, y'know?”

Blue's attention very briefly shifted. ...Where was Phosphora? The one rule! Don't be alone! Bad things happen to pretty girls that wind up alone in shady parts of town! Her heart began to race, but she made a point not to show that to The Sniper. She'd just have to make sure her sister-in-arms was okay when she saw her. ...Or go looking for her if she didn't turn up soon.

[TheSpatialWeeg]

R.O.B would watch as the man doodled away in an empty cared...a figure resembling his own. The man would commenton him having quite the 'legacy'. Was the man somehow able to glance at his past by just doodling at a card? How very intriguing. "A LAVENDER TOWN SYNDROME? UNDERSTOOD. I SHALL PREPARE THE DRINK RIGHT AWAY. THE ESTIMATED TIME OF PREPARATION WILL BE ONE MINUTE AND 52 SECONDS." R.O.B output. "I WILL OBSERVE YOUR TRICKS ONCE I DELIVER THE DRINK TO YOU." He reassured, before moving back to the kitchen.

A quick glance at the menu was all the automaton needed. Hasting himself, he picked all of the ingredients necessary for the drink and picked up a large cup filled to the brim with the ice. R.O.B then put his hands to--

...huh, what was going with the Phosphora girl? R.O.B just...stood there, looking at her for a moment. "ARE YOU OKAY OVER THERE?" he asked, his 'face' tilting a bit.

...Wait, he was getting distracted. Drinks needed to be served! Focus, R.O.B! Now, R.O.B put his hands to work...

lokVVXR7p_1d20 (R.O.B's mixing of the Lavender Town Syndrome!)

Once the robot had finished the...quite masterful mixing, he returned to the robed man, drink in tow. "HERE IS YOUR DRINK, GOOD SIR. I HOPE YOU ENJOY." he said, placing the drink next to the customer. He turned his head around to see if any new customer had arrived. Once the coast was identified as clear, he turned back to the man. "YOU MAY SHOWCASE YOUR TRICKS NOW, IF YOU STILL WISH TO DO SO."

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[heirtothemonado]

Phosphora smiled as her jolt of electricity seemed to have fixed the TV. She reached for the dial in order to flip the channel to something interesting when a flicker of images on the screen stopped her in her tracks. She caught a...bag of curry? Worms? A well? None of those pictures made any sense to her. And yet, she couldn't stop watching the rapid transitions, her eyes glued to the screen. After a few minutes, her enchantment with the TV set faded, and she blinked her eyes rapidly as she could finally look away. And to her surprise.....she wasn't in the bar anymore.

Her surroundings matched the image of the well that had kept her focused on the TV set, and that alone was enough to confuse her. How'd she get here? Was she trapped? How could she get back to Rave Toads? As she pondered these questions in her mind, a horrible creaking noise sounded out of the well behind her. Whipping around, Phosphora watched in horror as....something crawled out of the well. Phosphora wasn't even able to properly describe what she was looking at, but she had a feeling of disgust settle in just watching it. Then, it started to talk.

"H-hey!" Phosphora retorted. "I'll have you know I took a shower before I got to work!" She looked a little offended by that comment, but Choppu-ko's next words stunned her into a horrified silence. Was this...thing after Arle? Or were they just obsessed with her? Either way, there was no way he was gonna subject her to that.

LptlU5wip_1d20+3 (Phosphora's dodge of Holy Cross: Success!)

"Ew! Get away from me, you creep!" Phosphora yelled as she ducked under the cross that had been thrown at her. Electricity sparked off of her body as she charged up. "Leave me and Arle alone!" She yelled, before hurling a bolt of lightning toward Choppu-ko

p_1d20+2 (Phosphora's Thunder! DMG 15%)

She didn't stop there. Aiming slightly higher, Phosphora shot another bolt in an arc of electricity. Even if it missed Choppu-ko, sparks would slide across the ground, almost homing in on him!

p_1d20+2 (Phophora's Crit Arcing Shot! DMG 15%. If the initial shot misses, 3 smaller shots dealing 4% each must be dodged as well)
p_1d20+2 (No Crit Confirm....)

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Phosphora
Health: 140/140
Shield: 45/45
Status: Creeped the heck out

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[PolarStarQuote]

"Suppose i understand that. Never had much a face for public speakin', Much more the respectful, work from a distance type." The Ozzie had said, Drinking back the rest of his beverage, and quietly placing a set of 10 coins on the bar, As well as a bonus 5 on top, as he backed up, tilting his hat. "Pleasure doin' buisness ma'am. Keep your head high, Right?" The man would say, tipping his cap, and walking from the Bar...

(Successful customer! Blue has also received a 5 coin tip, added to your coin count!)

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"Ah, Thank you..." The Dealer would say, having observed R.O.B's drink mixing skills, which, the sheer fact it was a mechanical creation certainly aided to its ability in the Drink Mixing department, as he drank the alcoholic beverage...Through his mask? What an odd method, however, it seemed to do the strange man well, as not a dribble of liquid was upon his hood, as he set the glass down...

. . .

"...Perfect. Ill need to get one of you for my Caravan, Hm hm hm." The Dealer said happily, as he simply handed R.O.B a card...



Depicting...Phosphora? How strange. "My Trick takes a moment to get started...But this drink will do me well. Thank you...Here." The Dealer would pull into a small pocket purse, Laying a single, Foreign coin on the table, which cracks and bursts into a mess of 15 coins! "Take five as a tip." He would say, before chuckling, finishing his drink and walking out of the door...What a strange man.

(successful customer! ROB Has recieved 5 coins as a tip, added to your coin count!)

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A New customer enters to a doorbell...



"Wheeeeeewwwwww!!! I didn' know they open'd a bar 'round heeeere! Finally, sumthin' useful!!"


...A strange girl with horns that more looked like giant antlers stumbled in drunkenly to the bar, flopping up to the bar and began whapping her hands on the countertop and kicking the bar eagerly.

"Heeyyyyyy, I wammma Driiiiiiiink!!"

Seems she was the target audience.

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Choppuko's cross not only flew right past Phosphora but came carrying with it two distinct blasts of lightning which electrocuted the bizarre ghost, revealing a skeletal structure of an octopus in the first blast, but the second blast revealing a skeletal structure of a Spider under his dress, No doubt serving to the bizarre nature of this creepy man, as the glasses wearing fiend would cross his arms.

"Your mean!" 

He yells, before taking out a Black Hole Cannon, one that Pit Himself may of used at one point, and firing a blast at Phosphora!

(Phosphora! Roll a 12 to avoid the black hole cannon, or take 4d3 Damage!)

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The Radio in the bar changes...

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Rave Toad's TO DO List;

Clean the Restroom; 0/1

Clean the Kitchen; 0/1

Clean out the Attic; 0/1

Mop the Floor; 0/1

Fix the TV; 1/1

Call Rave Toad's Mother to wish her Happy Birthday;0/1

[PKMN Trainer Blue]

Blue waved The Sniper off with a smile. “Will do! Have a good day!” she replied.

As the horned girl entered and started lumbering around, Blue kinda--averted her eyes? She had a bad feeling whatever came next wasn't going to be very ladylike. But ... eh. She didn't want to get bullied for refusing to serve someone a drink. She knew how that went. “...Sure thing, Babe~ Let me get you something 'special'.” Blue mused aloud, turning about to fetch something. ...Lavender Town Syndrome? How did a childish rumor manage to propogate to Li? She began making the drink regardless.

0hPYqpwwp_1d20+2 (Lavender Syndrome Get!)

“Guess that white hand on your shoulder's just trying to cheer you on.” Blue remarked rather light-heartedly as she handed the horned girl her drink.

Blue 145 / 145 HP 45 / 45 Shield

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