[TartoonHand94]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF LI STORY

“Listen up girls and guys from your world and mine
And hear a sweet beat treat
From the Elite Purple duFine
And by beat, I mean yeet, defeat and seat till four past nine
This Greek geek too meek to seek to dare speak out of line

My bars will Thunder Shock, Astonish and awe you
Leave you stunned in stasis status
Leaving me with time to draw you
Sure, I concur, must be a hurdle when it comes your turn to spit
So few words rhyme with purple but just so much worse rhymes with Pit!

I mean Sweet Helix, though! Are you for realix bro?
Can I be honest? You’re so Oddish. I’m a Steelix, foe!
I check my Pokédex, I’m vex: it’s never heard of you!
Can I plan to scan your data? See what you can’t do?”

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[TartoonHand94]

“Again, today I will go soaring through the sky,
Once I destroy this boring boy and make him cry
Just who thought this bland OC stood a chance against me?
Which one of us has ever won a PVP?

Sorry to keep you waiting for a better bard
Sorry of you to be hating on the Captain of the guard
You’ve got monsters trapped in balls?
Only three? Please! Is that all?
I’ve got legions of Centurions at my beck and call!

I rose up from the darkest pits of the Underworld
Think I carus about this kid who's too scarus to talk to girls?
Let me explain the game to this untrained trainer plain
My bow’s flow’s sharper than the Blade of Evil’s Bane”

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