Post by PolarStarQuote on Sept 18, 2017 21:47:28 GMT -8
S.o.S
Cauldros
Mission Creator:Gon
Cauldros
Mission Creator:Gon
Rolling Required? ( Y )
Variant Rules:
• This mission is a Comedic Mission as well. Dont expect too much seriousness.
Rank Required: Any
Adventurer Slots:
• Gon
• Black Mage "....OH CRAP, NOT YOU AGAIN--"
• Satan
Mission Brief:
"Hello. I am Gon Susum-- Dont turn off the transmission, Im still here! There was an emergency message sent over from Cauldros, that plays as follows."
As...Whoever that was presses play on the video, you can see a Shaky man holding a Camcorder, Watching at the sight of a massive, Angelic Tower sitting in the middle of a field of Ash and Sand, as several Holy Priests and Warriors were sitting before it, holding crosses..And the two double doors of the tower open up, to reveal someone walking outside to confront them...
Standing out of the Tower's door, Stood a tall, armored looking person, with there face over-thrown by there dark, Hooded helmet, only eyes being visible inside."Ah, There you stand, Demon of Hellfire! We have come to bring you to gods justice, and smite thy--" The Lead Paladin would say, before being interrupted by a feminine voice coming from the armored Overlord. "Excuse me? Do any of you have Milk?"
"....Milk?" The Lead Paladin would say, stopping for a moment. "Yes. Milk." She would say. "Ive been asleep for a good Six...Seven....Better make it Six thousand millenia, To find my tower not in hell, But in the earths crust, Digging it out was a BLAST by the way. And, all my loyal subjects got turned into Zombie Skeletons barely animated by my familiars Magic. So, Do any of you have Milk, cause if im gonna have to lead a Skeleton army, I better have a LOT of Calcium on standby."
"...DO YOU TAKE US FOR A JOKE?! Foul demon, We shall end thy life now!" The Priest would say, as every Holy Priest and Warrior rose there blades and staved, generating a mass of holy energy into a sphere above them, before sending it down, resulting in an explosion of holy light, right in the Female Overlord's face...
With a hefty Sigh, The explosion would fade to reveal a less-than pleased Overlord-ess, with no such damage. "Well fine then. I know someone who isnt getting some cookies when im done baking them. Green Dryad." She would say, her eye suddenly turning a deep green as she suddenly cast a Wordless spell, causing every Priest and Holy Knight ton become bundled up into a massive Oak Tree, some knights stabbed through the chest by Roots and branches, while others struggled to free themselves in the Wood.
"Red Pheonix...Hellfire." She would finish, as suddenly, the tree was eviscerated in a pyre of black fire, cooking the entire mass of Holy men and Women into ash and dust, completely demolishing the tree in question...
"You know, Lordly Dominance Darkania, You could of just cast one spell to kill them all, Why bother with the mode switching?" A little mage girl would ask, coming up behind her.
"Eh, Makes them feel like i had to try, Alot cooler story once they go to be Prinny's...On second thought, Maybe ill just get rid of the whole skeleton army. Start fresh. You got the Demon Catalouge Daemo?" She would ask, as the little mage nodded, handing a magazine to the Overlordess.
"Huh! They finally added Zombie Maid's to the line up this year. Sweet." She would say, as the towers door closed, and the video ended...
"Clearly, this woman is a monster, for killing so many innocent holy men. If you...are actually still watching, Would you please accompany me over there?"
Objective: Defeat the GREAT-ER OVERLORD!!!!
Sub-Objective: Discover the Secret behind the Great-er Overlord, and her Relation to Gon!
Mission Reward(s):
• Beam Sword
• Random Assist Trophy
• Cracker Launcher (Sub Objective Reward!)
Link to IC Mission Topic
Last Edit:
Sept 26, 2017 12:29:41 GMT -8 by PolarStarQuote
