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On the Rooftops of the Lifesphere, where all seemed Clear, a man was sat down on the tree, stroking a mighty Beard. His skin was red as fire, his soul as black as Coal, and his feet probably stunk, with a cry for Dr. Shoal's.

"The Naughty children of the Life Sphere, i tell you to come Near! for this christmas night, you will all know Fear! I will take all your Toys, your Reef's and Joy! From all of Legends of Zelda to the Pop's of Poy! Santa is gone, forever abandoned us! For now this....

Is the night of Saint Krampus!"

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And so we enter upon, a Undeground Lab,  with christmas decorations that looked rather Drab. Sitting inside sat a man named E.Gadd, clacking on his computer that made him look quite Mad. "I cant believe it, on this Night of all Night's! We need to stop this holiday thief, and make it all Right!"


Sitting in the corner, behind the crazy Man, was a girl with blonde hair, Samus Aran. Wearing a Santa Costume, that was made by samus Raw, with a Thermos of Hot Coco...Hey, at this holiday, its the law! "So, a man dressed as Santa is attacking the Shops? Are you sure Mario just didnt have too many Schnaps?" Samus asked, with a bemused Glare, as E. Gadd chomped down on a Chocolate Eclair.

"No Doubt About it, though call it a Hunch! We just need our group of Three, and christmas will be saved before Lunch!"   


Samus sighed, as she rubbed her head. "This costume itches..."


(Samus sufferd 5% christmas Spirit Penalty!)


"Ow! What the cow?!"


(Thats better than a dance with Penelopy!)

[Rina]

So the night has come on a season full of cheer,
But alas his presence will ruin all that is dear.
From the air to the lab, came a man in green,
For the events to transpire, he had to stay keen.
Alas, for this time, he did not have garb in red,
But what do you expect when you don't think ahead?

"So this is the place where everyone shall meet? Here's hoping everyone else doesn't miss a beat."
"...I must wonder if there is time, why is it that I speak in rhyme?"

What's that you ask, why is he self-aware?
Well, questioning why, he wouldn't dare~

[Mari]

"Oh, Sammy, don't be down! I can't think of a smile that bring me more joy in town~!
"It's the spirit of the holidays that makes you behave in these ways!"
"But time is short; there's a villain we need to thwart!"

[Coolshaymin]

"It is rather troublesome to hear, that some people can not hold Christmas Cheer." A voice announced from the dark. How long as she been there for others to not notice her park? Whatever the answer was, she did not answer just because. The royal vampire remained in the darkness, for the light was a terrible weakness.

"Oh well, I suppose that just means they shall be punished. Then there scrougeness will surely be relinquished."


"Remind me why it is we must speak in rhyme? Is it really the time?"

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"Right you are, my Green Clad Friend!" E.Gadd said, in his corner of this Den. The Mad Scientist tapped on his Computer, as he opened the doors to let in this Green Trooper. "Well i feel its quite obvious why we speak in Rhyme! Its for christmas spirit, i think its Sublime!" E.Gadd said, with a pretty wide grin, as Samus rolled her eyes a she wished this hot chocolate was Tonic and Gin.


However that frown of hers soon turned to Mush, as Samus was confronted by Peach in a mighty-big Rush. The Flirting didn't help much either, by the end. Much like an ornament, Samus's face turned a bright Red. "Mmmhm, Thank you Peach...I suppose we should save this holiday for All and Each."


"Of course its the time, its like were Suess! Now dont stop, else we face the Wrath of Zeus!" E.Gadd said to Remilia, as he jumped back ton his Search, before suddenly stopping, as if someone dropped a glass in Church. "Say there Samus, if im allowed to say, why are you dressed as Mrs Santa, without even a Sleigh?"

Samus sighed, as she tugged on her suit. "Me, Sonic and Mario were doing a Christmas Photo Shoot. Unfortunately, my gender doesn't help fit the bill,and Sonic, well, he got stuck with Rudolph's Gill. So Mario's the only one at the Mall, because im here to make sure Christmas doesnt fall."


"Oh, i found him, while we were standing around! He's 2 feet tall and rather Round!" E.Gadd said, loudly for all to hear, as the screen made a sight for eyes and a sound for Your Ear. It displayed an image, in the center of a Plaza, that looked like it was hosting an Event for Quanza. "He's over there, i say to you now! Get over there, and stop that Clow....."


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"....n."

(5% PENALTY!)
"Oh dangit and Bangit!"


(Speaking of Penalty's, were gonna be making a little Edit to the rules, since i dont want us to be turned off of posting here for lack of rhyme ability. From now on, the 5% penalty will only apply to if your character Speaks out of Rhyme. Actions dont have to be written in a big line. However, if you write a whole post in rhyme, you will gain 5% health back, as a bonus for the effort.)

[Rina]

"So it's like living the old tale far in the past, guess I must rhyme without fail thinking quite fast. Ah, where are my manners do not fess, I am the one you may call Lemres."

Turning to the lovely princess he gave a polite bow, why, he has to have manners, seeing he's with royalty now!

"To whom am I graced with your presence, for your aura is brimming with luminescence~ And to the one with wings, I must ask, what may I call you so we can work on this task?"

Exchanging pleasantries, that he must, because if he doesn't, teamwork is a bust.
Eyeing the screen, a picture appears, guess it's time to ready those gears.
Here's hoping all goes well, readying a wand so he may cast spell.

[Mari]

Peach lolled her head at Samus. Her gender didn't... fit the bill? Why, she'd gotten the part just fine! Perhaps it was her love of the children that allowed her to shine. "...Well I don't see why the bill is so specific. Personally, I think you look terrific! In fact, I'm looking for a Mrs. Claus for the morrow and you fit my bill just fine! Won't you be mine~?" Peach would remark, light-heartedly offering one of her gold trimmed evening glove clad hands rather symbolically to Samus. She didn't expect Samus to actually take her hand, not given the context of what was going on around them. Time was too short for that level of formality. She then turned to address Lemres, performing an elegant curtsy for him in turn. "Why thank you, you're quite kind. My name is Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom and it's a pleasure! These holidays are certainly a treasure. That's why I couldn't just pay this heinous crime no mind. There's just one more thing I must enquire. ...Are you a vampire?" Peach replied rather cheerily, only to find her attention torn away Remilia's wings and then by E. Gadd's words.

"Tonight the frills of justice are laced! Let's give this holiday crashing jerk a taste!" Peach announced, moving to give chase to the thief.

[Coolshaymin]

"I am indeed a genunine vampire. With these wings it would be difficult to be a liar," Remiliar replied to Peach, her wings flapping behind her at the attention. She was never really able to hide given she was too strong to actually hide them away. It hardly mattered however as seeing them looked at in such a manner was amusing. "Remilia Scarlet is my name, killing boredom is my game~," Remilia continued, making sure not to break the rhyming rule... Whatever danger that actually foretold.

"How silly of me. What a pain that would be," Remilia replied to E. Gadd. "Regardless, we better get this show going. Hopefully before it starts snowing."

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Samus heard Peach's Comment, which made her face light up like a Comet! Looking away for just a moment miss, Before giving Peach's Cheek a single kiss. "When this is all over, i'd be more than happy to. After all, on this holiday season, the fires better with two." Samus said happily, with a suggestive grin, before E.Gadd up and busted in!

"Look you two can yuri it up however you like, but save it until this evil man's head is on a pike!" E. Gadd said, which caused samus to stop, letting go of peach's hand and pulling back with a single trot. "Now, if were all ready, lets challenge this Dismay! I even went out of my way to rig up a sleigh!" E.Gadd said, with a push of a button, summoned a Turbo-powered snow sledder, complete with a stick of mutton.

Look, ill admit, i was out of rhyme's. Now, before i gotta do this post a third friggin' time....


As the three hopped in the sleigh, they set out for the mall! Which, seemed like it was being raided to fall. Children  and mothers all gathered around, the center, of this mall in our little town. Sitting in the middle of the choping center, was a Santa dressed Mario, and Sonic, Rudolph dressed, instead of skelter. 

"Mama-mia, i dunno how much more i can-a take! These kids just keep coming, and none of them are fake! Sonic, you gotta-help me, do some piggy-back ride's or something!"


"No can do plumber, im listening to those carolers with five golden rings."


Sonic and Mario bickered alot, listening and picking up children until every last one was got. Mario had his list, and checked it twice, for all the children, who atleast seemed nice. Presents for Henry, Iris, Reimu and Ringo, though what they will receive...I dunno, my writing isnt that full, yo.


As soon as Peach, Remilia and Lemres arived at the mall, suddenly the lights crashed, and everyone let out a squwal! What was the cause, of a sudden blackout/ Well, then came the sound of a rather grumpy lout.

"All will remember, as i dismember, this holiday season, in a quick swelter! I am Saint Krampus, who had lost his fame...Now im a lame powerup in some obscure video game! So now i have come, to reap your sins, and take your children, in my bag of shark fins!!" 

[Rina]

"The professor's right, I must say. I'd love to talk, but we should be on our way."

So Lemres hopped on, heading over to the mall. The sight he gazed upon, was one that shouldn't be so small.
The crowd was bustling, of ages young and old. Why, it certainly beats the population of his hometown tenfold!
Right then and there, was the duo Mario and Sonic. It'd be wrong to compare the faces ever so iconic.
But alas, everyone came down on their luck. The cheer had come to pass, lights went out and trouble had struck.

"Oh dear, would you look at that. The moment we got here, things went wrong at the tip of a hat."

[Mari]

Peach was shocked to be on the receiving end of a kiss for once! This warmth was rather unexpected coming from Samus, but not unwelcome... She'd been trying to earn the other's kinship for quite a long time now, and after the moment of shock passed she would beam at Samus invitingly. One didn't need to be told that she accepted the other's offer; it was written all over her face. And then... E. Gadd... "Wh--...What..?" Peach asked in bewilderment, rather put off by several things E. Gadd had just said. Most especially... Put his head on a pike?! Who was this christmas story even for?! That may have rhymed, E. Gadd, but it certainly wasn't in the Christmas spirit you cad.

...Whoever sat next to Peach would probably be quite warm during their trip, as the only thing bigger than her warm hair was her incredibly warm Santa dress. You could pretty much use that thing as a blanket without even tugging any additional dress out from underneath the princess.

When the group got to the mall and the lights went out, Peach emitted a little gasp of alarm. "...This would be a wonderful time to have Perry. Unfortunately he has to be in bed like all good little boys for the arrival of he most merry." Peach lamented. Perry tended to glow quite brightly whenever he was charging up magic. Cupping her hands before her heart, Peach summoned a magical heart that would shed a warm pink light on the immediate area. This would have to do for now.

Peach Damage: 5%