[Mr. Game & Watch]

H O R O S C O P E S:

Eyeries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)	Bra, take the weekend off, you really deserve some alone time.
Tauros (Apr 20 – May 20)	The stars say that the first half of this month will be totally bodacious for you, man. The second half though, totally bogus. Just remember, bad times are just bad times, so enjoy the good ones!
Geminiman (May 21 – June 20)	This month you might just run into an alternate universe version of yourself. The stars say that you are likely to get along with them, so you get bonus friends, bra!
Necromancer (June 21 – July 22)	You know that totally smoking dude or dudette that might be into you? Now’s a good time to make your move, bra. Only on Tuesday though, Wednesday or Saturday will really hinder the results.
Litleo (July 23 – Aug 22)	Puff out your chest and be ready for some mad respect this month. People are gonna finally recognize your work and they’ll totally want to get your autograph.
Virmago (Aug 23 – Sep 22)	Remember last month? Yeah, that certainly was something, wasn’t it? Well, don’t worry because think of last month as your cocoon and this month you will break out and become the most bodacious butterfly you can imagine.
Goombra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)	This isn’t your month just yet, little broseff, hang in there though because good times are on their way.
Skelpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)	Careful where you step this month, bra. The stars say there’s something out there, something that’ll really make your soles sore.
Sluggularius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)	Everyone around you is having problems, bra. Don’t feel left out because you don’t, your healing and inviting chakra is well needed.
Falcon (Dec 22 – Bod 19)	Remember that one thing you did, that one thing that is still on your mind? Write it down, put it in a bottle and bury it. Open it back up a couple months from now and laugh about how you were worrying about it.
Capricom (Bod 20 – Jan 19)	You’ll invent something in the upcoming week. Don’t sell the whole thing just yet, cut it up into smaller pieces and sell them separately. Then call everyone who buys it a nerd.
Awkuarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)	Your heart sunk? Don’t worry, bra. The stars say that someone out there is craving for your attention.
Poesces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)	You might happen upon a trophified body sometime this week. It could be a friend’s or an enemy’s, either way you gotta do something about it.