LIFE AND TIMES NEWSPAPER: EDITION 5 NOVEMBER

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WolfEx

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LIFE AND TIMES NEWSPAPER: EDITION 5 NOVEMBER Nov 7, 2015 1:23:20 GMT -8

Post by WolfEx on Nov 7, 2015 1:23:20 GMT -8

H O R O S C O P E S:

Eyeries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)	Consider helping the poor and needy, you may get back some great karma.
Tauros (Apr 20 – May 20)	This month you'll see a truly one of a kind fantastical event take place. Don't get involved however, just watch it unfold, you'll learn something valuable.
Geminiman (May 21 – June 20)	This month you will get more sleep than usual. Nice.
Necromancer (June 21 – July 22)	You will dabble in the arts of spells and magic, and fail miserably at it. But hey you can keep learning right? You may get better next month.
Litleo (July 23 – Aug 22)	This month calls to you as the month of opportunity, you will be getting promoted but will have to make a tough decision between several different career options laid out before you, choose wisely.
Virmago (Aug 23 – Sep 22)	You will come across a hungry child in the street, and you will have a terrible feeling they have stolen your wallet. Things will go very wrong, and you may be short on money for a while.
Goombra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)	You decide this month to take on singing, and learning how to better use your voice to entertain in Rainbow Square. You are actually going to be very successful at it.
Skelpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)	You will break someone else's most favored possession that means the world to them. You will have to work incredibly hard to pay that debt back. Sorry partner.
Sluggularius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)	You will find useless and time consuming activities fun and thrilling for you. Make lemonade out of lemons I guess.
Falcon (Dec 22 – Bod 19)	You will master one incredibly acrobatic move. All that work at the gym may pay off.
Capricom (Bod 20 – Jan 19)	You will happen upon a second cousin you did not know you had coincidentally crossing your path this month, and it will make you want to research your family tree. Dig deep friend!
Awkuarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)	This month you will give up a bad addiction, and good things will come your way because of it. Hooray!
Poesces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)	You will be tried for a crime you did not commit. Luckily you find a good lawyer and nothing too terrible happens. Good, right?