LIFE AND TIMES NEWS PAPER: EDITION 4 September

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LIFE AND TIMES NEWS PAPER: EDITION 4 September Sept 12, 2015 22:08:00 GMT -8

Post by WolfEx on Sept 12, 2015 22:08:00 GMT -8

H O R O S C O P E S:

Eyeries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)	You will come to find this month that not all myths are untrue, wow, that's deep.
Tauros (Apr 20 – May 20)	You are going to do alot of thinking about changing your lifestyle, and it will completely turn you into someone new. Wonderful!
Geminiman (May 21 – June 20)	You will find that greediness is in your nature, you will become needy, impatient, and harsh this month. I suggest meditation.
Necromancer (June 21 – July 22)	You will learn a new word that you never thought existed before. Cool!
Litleo (July 23 – Aug 22)	You will be very organized this month, you will plan ahead for big things to come, and you will be very neat and tidy. Nice.
Virmago (Aug 23 – Sep 22)	This month is boring to you, you will be lazy and unwilling to try new things. It's a month of rest for you. Not all bad I guess.
Goombra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)	You will find that you like working with your hands, so you will take on manylaboring jobs, however, it will tire you out in the end but the pay will be awesome. Be careful not to work too hard!
Skelpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)	You will listen to your heart more than your mind this month, and completely surrender to the idea of friendship and eventually maybe even love. You will be less agitated and more calm this month. Sounds good to me.
Sluggularius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)	This month you will find yourself loving the idea of shopping, you will become obsessed with certain objects, to an unhealthy point, try not to splurge too much okay?
Falcon (Dec 22 – Bod 19)	You will learn a new artsy and creative talent this month. Something you've always wanted to try, and you somehow exceed at it. Very good!
Capricom (Bod 20 – Jan 19)	You will find that a pet may suit you, for this month will lead to depression if you do not find a critter to keep you company. If you decide to get a pet or a companion to be by your side, you will have the happiest month yet. Sweet!
Awkuarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)	You will succumb to the lifestyle of partying and be way too spontaneous this month and disregarding danger and risks of any kind, you're just gonna aim to have fun and nobody's gonna stop you. Careful though, it won't all be fun and games for you!
Poesces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)	A family member will come to visit you this month with some exciting news! You may have another addition to the family hahaha wow what a thought!