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California, October 23rd 1929


Paula looked out the taxi window at the stunning view of the slow setting sun infront of her. Her bags were beside her as she was invited to be one of the 15 VIP Passengers on a new ship called the Andrea Doria, she chose to wear a Flapper dress for the occasion..And no it was not the same one that sunk it was a different one it just had the same name as the Doria. Paulas parents, her mother being a dean of a university and her father being a famous actor had left town for a few weeks to do there respectful jobs. They would only this once a month since they fear neglecting there daughter. They couldn't wait to be in the arms of Paula when they get home..


And this will probably be there last...


Paula was quite fearful of going on this cruise after the reports of sinkings had rised due to the notorious terrorist group "The X 16" who would hijack a cruise ship and force the passengers to kill each other if they wanted to escape, however once there was one passenger left the group leader..Who was called Mr X would blow up the ship with the lone passenger in it. They were originally 18 members, but one of them was found dead in one of the ships..His name was Jimmy and he was faking his job as a Bellboy of the ship for the group..There were 3 survivors who managed to escape X's sick game.

The first one was Courtney Hill, she was one of the lone passengers who managed to survive the bloodshed that went on the ship she was on. After finding out that X was going to blow up the ship with her left behind she managed to catch a life boat and sailed off to the nearest island..Although she survived she was arrested over preforming 20 murders on the ship and was sentenced to life in Prison.

The second and third survivors were Silvia Patten and Tweedle, Silvia did not mange to kill anyone but she worked together with another passenger called Charlie Panther to escape the ship before both were killed by the other passengers, Before the ship exploded Charlie mysteriously vanished forcing Silvia to escape by herself, not before running into Tweedle, a dog that belonged to an elderly yet cruel passenger named Tweed. She took the dog and together the lady and dog escaped the ship before it exploded..Charlie Panthers body was never found and is still missing this very day.

Although her parents were worried, they gave Paula there blessings on going on the cruise, hoping she could meet new friends and eventually a boyfriend since she always helped any random folks at home with her PSI Powers and she never had plans for the future yet.


"The Wall Street Stocks continue to be in an unsta--The Radio in the front area of the taxi was quickly turned off by the driver, who expressed annoyance at fears of some crash in Wall Street. "Honestly people are paranoid sometimes, that will bounce back up before you know it..How about you Miss Polestar do you have any stocks in Wall Street?" The Driver asked. "Na, i'm not a big fan of that. Besides my Parents always said that its useless to us since were already rich and wont need stocks..But yeah it'll probably bounce back up soon, Wall Street is one of the most used stock places." Paula said soon after. She looked at the invite to the cruise one more time..Before hearing the sound of cheering nearby, it seems they have made it to the docks.

As soon as the taxi parked Paula took out her wallet and gave the driver some money. "Here you go, also buy yourself something." Paula said giving the driver more money. "Gee, thanks miss. Enjoy your cruise!" The Driver said as Paula grabbed her bags and left the taxi and it soon drove off.

She was soon met by humans, Koopas and other creatures taking photos of her and asking questions relating to the cruise she was about to embark on. "Oh right this an alternate universe." Paula said to herself as she ran to the ship that was now infront of her.




Paula was amazed at the sight of the ship and saw the stairs leading up to it. Without a hunch she quickly ran up to it to avoid all of the paparazzi and breathed a sigh of relief once she made it onto the deck and looked down at the people to give them a wave. "Need a help with those bags miss?" A Person said behind Paula. She turned around and was soon met by a Bell boy. "Oh yeah, can you take it to my room..I don't know which one i was assigned to, the invite just said to come on board.." Paula said showing the bell boy the invite. "Ooh that, your room is 667..I'll take your bags. I'm Jonesy by the way, a bellboy that's been assigned on this ship. Its nice to meet you miss." Jonesy said as he reached towards Paulas bag, Paula however shaked Joneys hand in a friendly tone. "Its nice to meet you too Jonesy, goodluck on your job." She said as she watched Jonesy grab her bags and walk off further into the deck. She turned around and continued to wave at the people down below..And wait for the 14 other passengers who were invited.


Meanwhile as soon as Paula was out of his sight Jonesy ran into a nearby lounge. 




There was also music playing in the area.




Inside the lounge there was 11 other people, the first one was a blonde lady in a nurses outfit sitting down on one of the couch's in the large area. Sitting beside her were two other women and an elderly man in a judge robe. The first lady was wearing a bankers outfit while the second was wearing a posh purple dress. At a nearby bar there is a French man with a moustache making drinks while wearing a bartenders outfit, there was 5 stools that had the last five people sitting on them, they all looked the same, male and wearing Police outfits. Jonesy walked pasted them and opened a hidden wall near some bedrooms. As soon it was open Jonesy threw Paulas bags into it and slammed it shut before looking at everyone.

"Where's everyone else?" Jonesy asked. "Getting ready..Duh. Do you have to ruin our chats?" The Lady in the nurses outfit said. "Well you all should get also, the first passenger is already here!" Jonesy said. As soon as everyone heard the news of Paulas arrival everyone but the French bartender and Jonesy left the room to get ready for something. Jonesy sat across the bartender and spoke evilly.

"I cant wait for the games to begin, those passengers will be forced into a game of cat and mouse and this time Jimmy wont be apart of this, because he's dead...Muhahahahaha!"


"Must you laugh sir?"

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Meanwhile two other guests for the ship had arrived via taxi again. The first to come out of the taxi was a woman in her late teens with wicked red hair, she was also wearing a black dress and seemed to not care for the Paparazzi that had almost swarmed her. "Wow its Razor! She was invited?, How is your Troubled career!?" The Crowd had said. Razor just sighed and said. "Its..Fine." And with that Razor walked to where to the Andrea was, The next lady to come out was around the same age as Razor, only she had short black hair and was wearing a "Fritzi Ritz" dress. "And me, Wendy, an upcoming author and Razors friend." Wendy said..The Paparazzi..Did not even focus on her they were still mainly focusing on Razor. Wendy sighed and grabbed her bags before running up to join her friend Razor.

"I kinda wish Dave and everyone else would of came." Razor said dully. "You know Dave, he's focusing on his future with Sandie, plus after this cruise that Meteor guy was supposed to meet us for a deal in Indonesia..Which is close to the small island this cruise is supposed to take us." Wendy said soon after. "Gee, thanks for reminding me about something i already know." Razor said back. "Lets..Just enjoy the cruise." Wendy said soon after as the two women made it onto the boat. As soon as Jonesy appeared to the two, Razor threw her bags onto him and then threw Wendy's bags soon after. "Put our bags into the unknown bedrooms were assigned too..And don't break our stuff." Razor said to Jonesy. "Ugh..Not a problem." Jonesy said as he pulled everyone's bags towards the hidden wall.

"The things Bellboys do sometimes..."

When Jonesy left Razor ran towards the bar and sat at a stool near Peacock. "I'm 18, does that mean i could drink anything?" Razor said showing the Bartender a card, he looked back at Razor. "I don't see why not..What do you want?" He said. "Anything that would make this cruise a blur to my life." She said as the Bartender left to serve Razor a drink, the girl  then made a snicker unaware that she was actually 17 and she just faked her age.

Meanwhile after Razor ditched her, Wendy looked around at the lunge, Paula had just entered and sat at a nearby couch..But she was not interested in Wendy right now it looks to her that this will be one weird cruise for her. Wendy awkwardly walked to where Ignatius and spoke. "So..You into Journalism?" She said to the Koopa.

[Coolshaymin]

A gang of notorious thieves eyed the boat as they hid behind some cargo at the bay. One was a turtle in a wheelchair, one a hippo in a scarf and helmet, and their leader, a Racoon by the name of Sly Cooper, the last heir to a family of thieves that stole from other criminals. Of course, Sly had a hand in making his ancestery but that was part of his time travel adventures and it preplexed even his super intelligent turtle friend, Bently. "So, this is the ship that you believe those X 18 guys are using for their next games, Bently?" Sly asked.

"I am absolutely positive. Their signs of criminal activity point directly to this boat, Sly."

"Good, then we will infiltrate the ship and put an end to these games before these guys can give any more bad names to thieves. Stealing a boat is one thing, but murder games? That is something I can not let slide."

"I dunno, Sly. Isn't this a little dangerous? I mean these guys always get away and I dunno if I can handle being pitted against one of you guys."

"Don't worry, Murray, we are not entering the games. We sneak on board and infiltrate their operations, put an end to it and collect any loot they could have for Thief Net. Besides, you aren't telling me The Mighty Murray is scared of some Saw Wannabes, right?"

"The Murray is afraid of no man. Especially when they force people to murder!"

"Glad to hear it pal."

"Great, now that that's settled, let's get Operation Sunken Stowaways underway."

"Right, Bentley, let's go," Sly agreed. Sly jumped onto the ship from behind cover and clinged to a porthole with his cane to hitch a ride. Bentley and Murray walked to a hidden speedboat to follow the ship and get on board with little notice. While Sly sneaked in directly, Bentley and Murray followed the ship discreetly in case Sly needed help. Sly eventually climbed to a porthole viewing a hallway and peered in with his Binnocucoms to give Bentley a good view as well. The girl was an interesting not for now. The Thief then followed that one man to a Porthole to see someone enter a hidden room. "With a room that well hidden these guys are definitely up to something."

"It is safe to assume my hunch is right then. As if there was any doubt."

"We can stroke your ego later, Bentley. Right now we have to get a plan together."

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While the thieving racoon and his buddies infiltrated the place, a creature of pure imagination came to take a well deserved vacation from his land of pure imagination. The daring sack boy unaware of the dangers that was presented with this invitation that feel into his world. The strange sack thing stared down at the ticket as he popped it into reality. Will this lead him to relaxation time or a whole new adventure? Sack Boy could never be sure at this point in entirety.

The brave sack thing walked up to the bellhop and flashed his ticket. It was not like the Sack Boy needed luggage though, his storage lied in his creative mind. The bell boy gave Sack Boy a strange look but eventually gave him his room key and so the Sack Boy headed towards his room. Still, he was completely unaware of the dangers that presented itself to this conversation. There seemed to be a strange cartoon lady and a strange dog and rabbit as well but Sack Boy will not judge, all things exist for reasons that can not be answered for certain.

(Sack Boy's Narration is voiced by the Narrator from Little Big Planet)

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Quite a bit away from the boarding of a ship, inside a red phone booth stood a young lass, dressed in a purple outfit with one big ol' purple top hat, with two steel wire's covered in eye's up and down her arm, her mouth filled with the steel teeth of a bear trap, and her eyes...uhm...well, they were just vacant hole's, but fair enough. She was holding onto a phone with a large Micky mouse glove, holding it up to her ear as she spoke to her less than enthusiastic Employers.



"Peacock...What the hell are you doing??"



"Whaddazit sound like, Doc?? Im goin' on vacation!"



"Oh my god, do you have ANY idea how stupid this is?? You not only decided to go on a ship during the x 16 crisis, but...you're going alone?! What about the skullgirl?!"



"Oh calm yah' tits Doctor Avery, a rousing round a' murder is just what i want! I'm just-a lookin' for trouble. Besides, I got Avery n' George to back me up! I didnt call 8'000 times to win that Annie of the Stars sweepstakes for nothin'!"



"Peacock, by god if you dont come b-"



"Oops! Sorry Doc, ya' breakin' up! Kzzt, ill see, kzzt later! ...Man, whadda Maroon!"



"...I can still hear you, peacock."



"Ooooh...thought i hung up...CLICK!"



Peacock slammed the phone back into the payphone's harness, stepping out of the phone book and whistling aloud her favorite sailing tune, Steamboat Willie, as she made her way to the V.I.P section, A little teal bird in the spittin' image of peacock popping out of the top of Peacock's hat, handing the good body guard her ticket as she went aboard the ship.



As soon as the bellboy came up to peacock, the Lab 8 loony tune immediately shunned him away. "Dont bother, i already got all mah stuff in 'ere!" Peacock said, removing her hat and pulling out several random items for her stay here. It was obvious she was just warping reality to her benefit. "So, yeah, just take me to get some cocktails or whatevah'"



"Uhm...im sorry ma'am, but, you appear...underage for cocktails..."



Peacock huffed at the bellboy's age policy's, as Peacock immediately pulled out one of her signature Lab 8 cigar's, lit it up, breathed in the smoke and blew it right back in his face, grumbling as she spotted the Blondie names Paula Polestar. Peacock immediately wandered over to her direction, leaning right next to her as she continued smoking her fat cigar, only coming up to paula's height, but peacock's top hat helped her reach right over her. "Wonder what otha' ugly mugs are comin' round..."

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Though, what peacock had failed to notice was a girl that had followed almost directly behind her, as if hiding behind peacock's stupidly large top hat and attention grabbing feature's. A girl, 5 feet tall with two large braid's behind her in dark purple hair, a small mole on the left side of her chin, round eyeglasses and a dark purple dress with a pretty long skirt as well. Her skittish appearance was pretty obviously deeming her to be the shy one of this sea trip, as she held onto her bag protectively.



"A-ah, hello ma'am, may i t-" That would be all the bellboy would get out, before the girl suddenly panicked and backed off from him. "What are you trying to do, huh?? L-look through my stuff?! I WONT LET YOU, SO DONT THINK ABOUT IT!" The braided haired girl yelled out as the bellboy just kind of blinked at her. "U-uhm...I was just g-gonna...take these to your room...b-but, ok then. Miss..Toko Fukawa, right??" The bellboy asked, as she nodded, silently heading to a corner of the waiting room with the rest of the V.I.P guests...Could she be hiding something in that bag??...Naaaah.

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And after the nervous breakdown just waiting to happen entered the scene, soon came yet another nervous breakdown, holding two bag's and nervously eyeing down everyone in the visible radius. an 18 year old college student, that was doomed with the most generic name of all time. Mike Schmidt. The nervous young adult was, unfortunately, snuck up from behind by the bellboy. "Hello sir, can i-" "AH, NO NO NO NO IM TO YOUNG TO DIE PLEASE!!!!" Mike yelled, falling over form the suprise of the random person from behind.



"...Sir..?"



Mike looked up at him, coughing as he got up from his little embaressing moment. "U-u-uhm...r-right...y-yes please take m-my bags..." He said, rubbing his arm as the bellboy gave him a snobby glare and took his bags to his room. Mike rubbed the back of his head. "H-hope nobody saw that...j-just play it cool mike." He said, getting up and immediately falling flat onto his face again, slipping on a small puddle, showing his crappy luck at full force. Oh, he looked like just all kinds of fun.



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It was cool summer's night in the office of two unlikely detectives. The blinds were drawn, keeping out the lights from the street and the cars on it. Everything was in grey-scale, save for a small corner of the room that was colored properly.

"Max, I thought I told you to fix the camera filter."

"Sorry Sam, it just felt like the room needed a little splash of color!"

The 6-foot anthropomorphic dog, Sam, sat at the desk, chair tilted back, fedora pulled over his head. He wasn't asleep, he just heard that sitting like that was the best way to get a case to walk through the door. And the chair was a rolly chair. It had to be a rolly chair. And his partner, the hyperkenetic rabbit thing known as Max, sat restlessly in the corner, a newspaper covering his head in the few moments he wasn't talking.

"When is this gonna work? We've been sitting here like this for days now!"

"I have a feeling this time, little buddy. Just a little longer."

At that moment, a shadow passed over the door and stopped. And stood there. An obnoxiously loud coughing startled Sam from his position, and a loud crash sounded out from the darkness behind his desk. The shadow went away, continuing its trek down the hall.

"Sam! Is it the roaches trying to kidnap you again?! I knew I should've taken care of those!" Max turned on a light and helped his friend up from the floor. Sam sighed and looked at the floor with disappointment.

"Oh, never mind about this. All the guys on that website said it worked for them. Let's go down to Stinky's, maybe we can get a burger or- Wait, didn't we already get mail?"

An envelope slid through their mail slot. Immediately, Max leapt to the paper and sank his teeth into the paper, plodding back to Sam on all fours. Sam reached down to grab the mail from his partner, but Max refused to let go and growled. "No Max! Bad boy!" A brief tussle occured before Sam could wrangle that envelope. "Well, would you look at that! An invitation to a cruise! But... it's dated for 1929."

"Oh man, is that from that website I went to a long time ago that promised me a vacation for my credit card number?"

"I don't know, Max, but I think it's time we dust off that ol' time machine in the basement. We need some time off of not having a case."

And the duo used their trusty time machine to venture back to the time and date of this cruise. Naturally this created a new branch in the time stream that probably wouldn't effect their future. Probably.
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They stood at the docks, surveying their new environment with eagerness.

"Ah, the late 1920's. Let's get to our boat, there isn't time to lose!"

"Aw, but I was looking forward to wearing risque clothing and smoking to some smooth jazz."

"Max, you're naked. I think that's as risque as it's going to get, little buddy."

The duo made their way to the ship and boarded, going through the same procedures as the rest of the guests. This was totally going to be a nice, relaxing trip, Sam felt like they really needed this. Max, on the other hand, knew he was going to be bored as hell for this whooole thing.

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In all of bustle of the streets, the flashing of cameras, shouted questions of eager journalists, it was hard to keep one's senses straight in the chaos. But some were born for this life, and where a part of that terrible crowd that formed at the end of the ramp to the boat. And better yet, on of those insatiable story-hounds was going to get the opportunity for the story of a lifetime.

Yes, a young journalist walked up to that fabled boat, metal suitcase in hand. A fedora pressed down his green hair, a pen tucked neatly into the arm of his glasses, a large camera dangling from his neck, steadied by his yellow, clawed hand. Ignatius E. Koopa (not legally his name, but he loved introducing himself as that, y'know, the little things in life) was about to do what so many had wanted, begged for. This was the story of a lifetime.

"Wow-za, look at that thing! I can't wait to get in the engie room and... Wait, I'm supposed to be a journalist here! I mean, get some nifty shots of this swell shindig!" He giggled like a maniac and boarded.

The shady head of his paper had somehow snagged a ticket to this ride, but had no intentions on wasting his best men. Iggy was an intern, sent on oddjobs and dirty deals, an expendable resource to the business. And if he didn't die, someone else got to take the credit for his work. He didn't mind, he had fun regardless.

The tall koopa's items were taken, and he went to the outside deck to get a good look. 'pew-pew' noises left his mouth as he snapped shot after shot.

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As the ten passengers talked in the lounge the five last passengers were just about to join them..Well two and a half passengers were about to join them. The first three of the five were two men and a lady who seemed to be lost on trying to find the California docks. "It should be around here..I wonder where it is." The lady said. "Its a real surprise were even invited, what did we do to get VIP access on this boat?" The second man said. "Oh i think we found it!" The lady said pointing to a small cruise ship. The car stopped and the trio got out and ran towards the ship.


"Strangely no people around, but who cares about that..Lets go and have fun Vegas style!" The men said. the Lady cheered soon after the sentence was finished and climbed the stairs up to the boat..Unaware that it was the wrong boat they were going on...The boat was the Snake Sanctuary cruise, a 10 hour cruise to Africa, the only thing for entertainment is looking at glass tanks of the worlds most deadlists snakes...Said glass tanks break easily with a simple push...But there was no worry's since the Cooper gang had already taken there place.

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Meanwhile at the real California Docks..


A limo approached the docks and opened to reveal the last two passengers of the cruise.




"Wow, Wendie...I never knew she was invited..Someone took my sandwich." Yes Wendie, the worlds youngest tennis player who made it to the state championship, she was met by critically acclaim from almost everyone in the world, she was like the poster child of Tennis. Sadly her life took a stumble following the death of her Sister Abigail from unknown causes..But it was ok for her since she used the magic of Dark Arts to revive her..But she felt ashamed at what she did and became a quiet child..Which brings us to the last Passenger.




Out after Wendy came Abigail...Her "Sister" She never actually looked like this but she became the form as seen above after Wendie's use of Dark arts, it does not have a mouth..But can still speak through the unknown. "Dont mind us, just getting on the boat..Dont touch me!" Abigail said at a passing boy who poked her..He was soon shocked.."That's why.." Abigail said soon after. "Lets just go Abby.." Wendie said as she continued heading towards the boat. Finally her and Abby climbed up and walked into the lounge. "Hello." Wendie said to the group.."It looks like were the last one here..yeah, looks like it..Hey aren't you Wendie the worlds youngest Tennis player?" Paula voice shot through. She walked towards Wendie to shake her hand. Wendie gave a light smile. "Uhh..Yeah i am....Umm where is he going with our stuff?" Wendie said pointing to Jonesy. "Oh he's just taking it to your bedroom..Its very nice to meet you Wendie, Paula Polestar by the way." Paula said soon after.


Finally the stairs leading up to the boat were pulled away as whistle was blown from the boat, signalling its start of its 10 hour Voyage to the small Indonesian island of Pemburuan..Some journalists tried to get onto the boat for a chance to become passengers..But fell into the waters below..As Paula was about to chat to Wendie more.

                                                                                            He Spoke..


"Attention Passengers..Welcome to the Andrea Dorias first voyage at sea..Please, before you begin your fun on this delightful cruise..Head to the Dinner room beside the Journalists." A German voice said in a voicebox from above the Lounge, two red doors infront of Iggy and Wendy lit up behind them, showing signs that it was the door to the Dinner room.

If some of the passengers had good ears then they could hear evil laughing from different rooms..For some odd reason.

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"Here is your drink Miss..The Strongest whisky that cost the deaths of several men and women who made it." The Bartender said giving Razor a glass of strong whisky. "Yeah, whatever." Razor said as she was about to consume the drink..When the announcement went off and the red doors behind her friend Wendy lit up..She placed the drink on the counter. "Well might as well check it out." Razor said as she ran towards Wendy and Iggy, the Bartender expressed disappointment..Mainly he knew that Razor faked her age and actually added bits of spicy chilly.

"Oh, we left al--Out of the way Sunshine..Hey!" Wendy yelped as Razor pushed her and opened the two doors behind her..




What Razor found was a posh dinner room with a projector infront of her. No music was playing and there is also a large screen at the far back along with a long table that weirdly contained fifteen Credit cards with the passengers names on them. Also on the table were fifteen tiny round cases that currently have something unknown in them. Razor did not care as she was in amazement at the room. "Wow..Never knew this Ship was this expensive until now." Razor said as Wendy entered the room next. "Had fun pushing me there Razor?" She said to her friend..

Paula, Abby and Wendie entered next with Paula suspicious of the projector and the items on the table far back, she went to look at them. "This is weird..Why do these credit cards have our names on them and what's this?" Paula said opening one of the small cases.



The Tiny case contained a blue coloured eye, that seemed to look like it was being programmed. "Weird." Paula said as she closed and held onto the case.

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Meanwhile in an unknown location of the Doria, a women was quietly humming to herself as was preparing another projector for something unknown..

"Is it ready yet sweet Julia?" The man said..He had the same voice as the German announcer from the Lounge.

"Ready when you are Sweet Husband.."

[Coolshaymin]

"So, Bentley. Any idea how these guys usually operate?"

"Sorry, Sly, but nobody has survived to tell their stories. There is no telling how these guys do their job."

"Okay, I can not get any more intel on that room since there seems no way to get there without being spotted. Should I see who they invited on this lovely trip?"

"Yes, Sly. Perhaps their targets will give us something to work on." As soon as Bentley replied, Sly heard the the announcement, though it was rather hard to hear outside. "You hear that Sly?"

"Of course Bentley. I am not the one listening through com, remember?"

"I suggest you spy on that dining room so we can see the guests and the message they intend to show them."

"I am a master thief, Bentley, knowing what to spy on is what we do," Sly replied.

"Just be careful. If we get caught there is no telling what will happen."

"This is not my first time Bentley, we've been on plenty of heists against dangerous foes. These guys may be crazy but they are no Clockwork," Sly replied before swinging to spy in on the window of the dining room. "Their victims sure are colorful... say, don't I know that small sack person?"

"I can't say I remember him Sly. Anyway, colorful cast is right. We have two detectives that also came from the future."

"That dog and rabbit came from the future too? What, is time travel a common thing people do nowadays?"

"I do not know how they did it either Sly. We also seem to have Paula Polestar who was part of a group that defeated an evil alien fetus!"

"You're-You're joking right?"

"I do not joke about evil alien fetuses Sly."

"Weird..."

"We also have a Miss Toko Fukawa. She appears shy and innocent but she is also a psychotic killer that has very specific killing methods."

"Why are the cops not after her."

"Because you would only know that if you were part of the school she was forced to be in by an evil Teddy Bear... or if you played Dangan Ronpa."

"I am sure that Fourth Wall is crying after that, Bentley."

"Let's see... famous Tennis Player and her ghost sister, a Koopaling, a Skull Girl... How did Mike Schmidt get on this cruise?"

"Who is Mike Schmidt."

"He was a security guard at a Pizzeria with killer animatronics until he was fired for Body Oder and Tampering with the robots."

"Fired? So he risked his life at a job he could quit for more than one night? Why would he do that?"

"No one knows..."

"How cliche."

"I am a genious Sly, but I do not have all the info on a random guy's life."

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Sack Boy sat in the Lounge looked up as he heard the tone of some kind of device people use to tell a large mass of people one thing, truly a great feat for man. It spoke of meeting before fun which was rather odd since a meeting for random passengers was a thing ships were not always to do. The oddest thing was the evil laugh that is usually a sign someone was up to something. It would appear our Littlebigplaneticean can not catch a break but when you spread happiness, there were often people to stop it as odd as that act may seem.

Stanley knew it was best to not let the evil guys waiting so he went to the door on the left.

Pardon, I did not say any such thing? There is no Stanley here. Only Sack Boy.

... It seems I still have not found Stanley after trading with that one guy. Sorry to intrude, carry on.

... Now that that odd situation is out of the way. Sack Boy headed to the Dinner Room most people call a Dining Room. He observed the strange eye and then looked at the rest of the strange guests aboard this ship.

... Sack Boy listens much better than Stanley.

... What are you still doing here?

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Toko clutched onto her bag protectively as everyone seemed to flood in, more and more, making her even more un-easy. Walking talking turtles, dogs and rabbit's, some tennis player with a ghost...Honestly, this sounds like a concept to a book. She should write all of this down later, but, that was besides the current point, as Toko took her bag and quickly made way with the group, getting into the dinner room. Toko sat down, setting her bag down next to her, looking down at the credit card with her name on it...



"Wait, what is the meaning of all of this?!?! I demand an explanation!" Toko said, going a bit overboard for something that wasnt even explained. Though, her curiosity was getting the better of her, as she opened her own case and peered inside... "AH!!!! EYE, EYE, EYE!!!" Toko said, practically falling out of her chair.



Oh yeah, i should probably explain how Toko got on this cruise anyways. Well, after one of her book releases, she had gotten enough money to afford a one-way ticket to a vacation, and she was just unlucky enough to pick this.

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Though, give toko some credit, she wasn't screaming quite as much of a girl as Mike was, the night guard screaming from the sudden sight of a bright blue eyeball staring up at him, covering his face in a strategy of "If i dont look at it it cant hurt me." After calming down, he peeked back at the eye, before closing the case. "N-not a fan..." He said, rubbing his arm.



Oh yeah, i should probably explain how Mike got on this cruise anyway. This is before mike got fired for some poor hygiene and the common sense to turn the evil animatronics down to level 1 for a easy night, And as such, his manager decided to reward his efforts of the week with a vacation. Yeah, that sounds good.

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(Gonna replace peacock, i just don't feel too comfortable playing as her in this sorta scenario. So instead, you guys get more of me talking about Jojo's bizarre adventure. Yay. Hey, be glad im giving an explanation for it)



Peacock whistled upon being called into the room, starting to stroll in, until a american flag, hanging on a flag pole above her suddenly came loose, falling over the cartoony skullgirl hunter. "H-hey, what the heck?!" Peacock struggled, as her figure suddenly vanished, the american flag turning flat, before a tall male figure peeked out from under it, coming out, holding a credit card of his very own. This made the poor bellboy that was watching suddenly look at himself, wondering if he had started drinking again..



"Hm...Seems Ive made it right on time. " the new strange man said, brushing blonde curled hair aside as he stashed his american flag away in his back pocket, walking into the dinner room, grabbing peacock's credit card and tossing it aside, already replacing in this cruise. He looked at everyone, before making a wide grin, giving a shrugging motion before saying the japaneese equivalent to a Ta-da. "Dojya~n!"



This strange man, was known as Funny Valentine. In a alternate universe, he was known as the 23rd president of the United States. But, in this world, he was just a strange man that seemed to replace the skull girl. How the hell did he get here, you may ask. Well, his secret power is the use of a spirit known as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap", or, D4C for short. He decided to use this power to come through a alternate universe, where he was invited on this cruise, steal a credit card from himself, and then come here to join in a brand new game of fun. Yes, it IS as convoluted as it sounds.

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"Huh, looks like we're supposed to go in, Max... Max, what're you up to now?" Sam looked over to find his partner climbing a wall, systematically poking random points.

"Must. Poke. EVERYTHING!"

"Max come one we have to-"

"NOOOOO!"

Sam sighed and went over to his friend to retrieve him.

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"Oooooh," Iggy said as he approached the door. He snapped another picture before scampering inside. He ran up to everyone and took a photo of every guest he saw, quickly saying "Nice to meet ya, I'm Ignatius E. Koopa!" after each one, no matter how close they were to each other. He loved it when that one dog guy walked in, carrying the rabbity guy over his shoulder. What a hoot!

In a blur of green, he made it his seat and sat down, verbalizing "Plop!"

--

Sam forced Max into a seat and sat down, himself, examining the items before him. He picked up the eyeball and examined the back of holding it up over his own black dot of an eye. Max picked up the credit card and made a joyful squeal. "So that's why they wanted my credit card number!" Sam perked up a little, hearing that strange laughter from far off. A look of great suspicion crossed his face. "Max, I've got this strange feeling that we're about to get a case..."

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Iggy was so ecstatic at the sight of the eye, picking it up and cuddling it like a puppy. "Awww it's so cute! I love it, I think I'll name mine... uh..." he held it out for a moment to look it over. "Steve!" Then the koopa picked up the card and tilted his head curiously. "Y'know, I think I'm a bit too young to be trusted with any sort of money...." He looked back at the eye, looking for reassurance in his belief. He made the eye nod, he himself nodded, and he set the card down. Looking more deeply into the pupil, the inventor noticed something odd about the thing, as if something was going on in there. "Huh, I think-" But he stopped himself. What if this was just a part of the theme, nothing fishy at all, he didn't want to ruin the fun!

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As soon as the twelve passengers had entered the dinner room, the projector behind them started to play while the lights in the room dimmed down to allow more light on the screen.





A young man soon appeared on said screen wearing mostly white, he appears to holding a pen and is sitting on a large villainy chair, he soon spoke in a German accent. "Good evening..VIP Passengers of the Andrea Doira..I hope you enjoy your time on this cruise..Because it will be your last." He said.

"Uh oh..I think i see where this is going.."

"In case you don't know who i am, just call me Mr X. If you actually cared what was going on the news these days..I am the leader of the notorious terrorist group "The X 16"..And i have chosen all of you to be part of my latest game...


Of Murder." Paula, Abby and the two Wendys gasped while Razor just shrugged...She seen worse, her boyfriend microwaved a hamster for some reason..The last time she saw him he was going to deliver the corpse to its owner.

"But wait, wont the police try and save us?" 

"If your wondering why the police have not came yet..Then its simple..I faked all of your deaths..Julia get out the radio please dear?"

"Sure Honey." A British feminine voice was heard as the voice of a news reporter was heard. "And the troubles of Wall Street are continuing to get worse..This just in the recently started cruise line the Andrea doira had just exploded and sunk..It appears there were no survivors..The Doria had contained 15 VIP Guests going from California to the small Indonesian island of Pemburuan, the boat blew up near a boardwalk where the only witness was a lady of Irish decent..She had this to say."

"I was busy posting this letter to get back on my stupid elderly Mafia husband when i saw that ship blew up, All i had to say was..I need to post this letter to the church so i can get ownership of my husbands new land." The radio soon turned off.


"This is terrible, everyone thinks were dead." Paula said, imagining her parents reaction knowing there's daughters fake death. "Uhh Razor..What are we going to do?" Wendy said to Razor. "Your the smart one Wendy, i thought you already know how we would get out of this one!" Razor said to Wendy, the other Wendie sighed and looked to Abigail. "This cant get any worse." She said to her dead sister.


"But do not fear..There is a chance one of you 12 lucky passengers can escape..But it involves..Murder..The objective is simple..Last one standing wins! However there is a few catches to it..Which my wife Juila will happily explain..Juila?"


"Welcome to the Andrea Doria..The newest ship on the sunny shores of California..Your trip to Pemburan has taken a sharp turn..But if your already confused then don't worry, i will happily explain the rules of The Hunt and even give you the tour of the ship..But let me explain the rules first."

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                                                                               Weapons and Traps


"We have delightfully taken all of your luggage and placed them in a hidden room..Your not going to use them that much since most of the items on this ship are weapons you can use to murder your allies..In fact All of you are probably planning to kill each other right now!"

Paula looks at Wendy and Razor.

"I'm not going to kill you."

"I might."

"So, let me explain the kind of weapons you can get:

Melee: They can be found anywhere, you can use them to either stab or beat your targets to death.

Guns: There more powerful then melee weapons and can be used to kill your targets more quicker, but there harder to find then Melee weapons.

Bombs & Traps: The rarest weapons of them all, expect them to one hit kill you targets..However its quite difficult finding bombs around here..And there's not much traps around but pick your flavour.

Poison: And last but not least you can inject poison into your targets where they will have the span of 3 minutes (3 turns) to find an antidote..If not then it will take full effect and kill them, don't worry passengers who are poisoned there are a lot of antidotes around..But your enemy's might take them.

And that's that for weapons..However you cant just go and just start a blood bath anywhere on the ship..There is still security.."

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                                                                                          Eye of Doom & Security


"In some rooms they will be officers of the law and Cameras..You will be arrested if you attempt murder or are holding out a weapon in said room, we will not tell you which rooms have security..No, the Eye of Doom will tell you that..Which are the little cases with the fake eyeballs some of you are already holding.

The Eye of Doom can change into three colours.




The Current blue colour means your about to enter a room or that the game has not started yet..Which is not because i'm still explaining stuff.




It can also change to Green which means you are in a room which has no security..So you can murder someone in the room.






Finally, it can change to red which means you are in a room WITH Security and you shouldent kill someone in the room.


(If you want to use the eye of doom then open the case in the room you are in..I will then post one of the three colours.)

However..You can bribe security..."

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                                                                                           Money





"These fifteen credit cards contain 5000 Dollars for each of you..There are also banks and monitors you can use to get an extra 3000, but i suggest using that when you get into real hot water..Sure all of the weapons are free, but with money you can get extra advantages..Like new clothes..Foods or drinks..And even bribe security so you can have time to kill someone..The amount of minutes you have to kill depends on how much you gave the officers:


3 Minutes (Turns) for 500$

5 Minutes (Turns) for 1000$

And finally 10 Minutes (Turns) for 2000$


However if you are in a restricted area or your arrested you will be fined 600$..If you lose all of your money and get arrested again..We will execute you via the chair..We don't want poor people on this rich cruise..And just in case you all have your own money..

A button was heard being pushed and soon everyone's jewellery and money (Sans Cooper Gang) quickly get sucked up into the roof.

Its ours now..We don't want anyone cheating..You can get more money by stealing peoples credit cards..However the person must be dead before you can steal it.


Just to let you all know there are three other passengers that have secretly joined the cruise..We don't know where there currently are but they might be serial killers..And also if you want me and X dead then you cant, were currently in a unknown location somewhere in the ship...I also forgot to mention that you will also be arrested if you attack one of our workers..We care about the safety of our members of the terrorist group wisely and we will respond with harsh punishment if you do lay a hand on them.


That concludes the rules of the game..Now let me give you the tour of the rest of the ship..You already know about the Deck, Lounge and Dinner room..But there are more."

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                                                                                                  Tour



Mini Mall: Is located on the second floor of the lounge, you can buy clothes here with most of the stores being run by our team shopper.

Bank: You can get the extra 3000$ in here or you can withdraw or make a deposit. This room is run by our team banker, it is located east of the lounge

Bathrooms: a boy and girls bathroom..Located south of the lounge.

Second class bedrooms: Located beside the Girls Bathroom.

Third Class Bedrooms: Located a floor below the lounge..Run by Jonsey the Bellboy, there are also elevators in this room which can take you to the lounge, mini mall or the top of the deck.

Changing rooms: Located somewhere in the third class bedrooms, two for each gender.


Pool & Sauna: Also located somewhere in the third class bedrooms..There is also a sauna which can be locked from the outside..The steam dial is also beside the entrance, not inside.

Pool Control room: Located beside the pool, it has a temperature valve which can go up to levels of acid and a button which can activate & deactivate the pools cover.


Restaurant: Located in the south side of the ship.


Kitchen: Located on the south side of the restaurant, It has a freezer which locks from the outside and a temperature dial.(WARNING ITS A RESTRICTED AREA)

Captains deck: A deck run by the two captains of the ship..They will not help you in your dire situation. (WARNING ITS A RESTRICTED AREA)

Workers Bedrooms: A floor below the captains deck which houses bedrooms just for the workers of the Doria. (WARNING ITS A RESTRICTED AREA)

Storage: A floor below the workers bedroom which has items, there is a door to it beside the restaurant. (WARNING ITS A RESTRICTED AREA)

Hospital & Therapy: A room located east from the Restaurant..If you manage to survive your encounters with one of the passengers then stop by here and let our nurse heal you..If you also have problems with life then you talk to her husband..Who's a Psychologist..But both will cost you. (WARNING THE THERAPY ROOM AND THE PATIENT WARD ARE RESTRICTED AREAS)


Generator Room: A floor located below the Storage room which has tons of generators and machines that keep the Doria a float, there are workers down here but they don't care about the passengers unless they run into them..There is a speedboat on the south side of the room while there's a giant main generator in the centre.

1st Class Living, Bed and Dinner rooms: Located on the east side of the ship, you an either enter the dinner or living room first then make your way up to the Bedroom.


Music room: Located beside the 1st class Dinner room Entrance, it has tons of instruments and a fountain in the centre of the room that contains 4 large baby winged statues of four well known animal mascots.


Jail: A place where the people who are arrested go..They will be in there for 2 minutes at a time. (2 turns)

The chair: A room beside jail where the poor prisoners get executed.

Courtroom: A room also beside jail where prisoners get sentenced.

Release room: A room where prisoners get released..Beware you might not be safe in this room even if there's tons of security around...Located somewhere in the Third class Bedrooms.


And that concludes our tour..I shall now bring you back to X."


"Thank you Julia..Now, enjoy your cruise and...


Let


The Games

Begin."


(There are three secret rooms that you cant find..Being X's room, The hidden wall and the room the Cooper Gang are currently in.)


(Everyone starts with 100HP at the end of there post they must post there characters name and there HP below..If the HP reaches zero then your character is dead. Also add Status, Items and Location, an example of this will shown at the end of this post..)

And with that the screen turned blank and the room was lit up again. "Uhh..Oh boy, this is terrible." Paula said calmly but sounded a bit scared. "Terrible? Were forced to kill each other! What are we supposed to do!?" Wendie said sounding a bit more panicked.."I know what i'm going to do." Razor said sounding calm in the situation, she grabbed her eye of doom case and her credit card. "I'm going to run out of here because everyone in this room except for Wendy..Are not trustworthy." Razor said before running out of the room. "Razor, wait for me!" Wendy said grabbing her things before running after Razor.


Paula meanwhile grabbed her case and card before taking the 3 cases and credit cards that were supposed to be given to the Cooper Gang..If she does run into them and there friendly she might as well give there things to them. She decided to head to the third class bedrooms to find room 667.


Wendie and Abby headed to the docks to think about what had happened.


List of rooms:
Mini Mall
Bank
Bathrooms
Second class Bedrooms
Third Class Bedrooms
Changing rooms
Pool & Sauna
Pool Control room
Restaurant
Kitchen
Captains deck
Workers Bedrooms
Storage
Hospital & Therapy
Generator Room
1st Class Living Room
1st Class Bedrooms
1st Class Dinner Room
Music room
Release room
Dinner Room
Docks
Lounge

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                                                                                                 Third Class Bedrooms

No Music is playing




Paula ran down the stairs before standing at a nearby wall to think about what just happened.."I'm forced to kill people..Or else i'm dead, i'm in such a tight spot..I don't think escaping will be the answer..But what if X was lieing and my things are at my room." Paula said slowly walking to room 667. She finally made it and opened the door..To find none of her bags she brought on board..So Jonesy did take them..Paula sat on the bed in sadness, a few minutes later she took out the eye of doom.



It was Green..


"Oh my, i better watch my step.."

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                                                                                            Deck











"What does it say dear sister?"

"Green."

"Uh oh, someone could kill us."

"Dont freak me out like that." Wendie said placing the eye of doom back into her pocket, she looked out at the sea..Only seeing nothing but water and the night sky.

"Do you think we can escape?" Abby said.

"I don't think so, look." Wendie said pointing to the ocean..A group of sharks fin's were circling near the ship..Wendie then pointed up at the life boats..They were hung just above them. "Oh." Abby said in sadness, nearby the two there is a lever that can be used to drop the boats harshly on the deck..There is also stairs that can take people higher and music playing in the background.

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Paula Polestar
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently holding: Nothing
Current Location: Third Class Bedrooms

Razor
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently Holding: Nothing
Current Location: Unknown

Wendy
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently Holding: Nothing
Current Location: Unknown

Wendie
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently Holding: Nothing
Current Location: Ship Deck

Abigail
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently Holding: Nothing
Current Location: Ship Deck

[Coolshaymin]

"It seems the show is about to... where did the Skull Girl go?" Sly asked.

"Skull Girl? There never was one, Sly. You must of been hallucinating from pressure."

"But you said there was a Skull Girl, Bentley."

"We'll talk about your imaginary zombies later, Sly. The Presentation is about to start."

The trio listened as the bad guy started a radio. It seemed like a viable cover up at first... but there was something off about it. "Hey guys... is it just me or does their coverup count 15 people when I only count 12?"

"No, Murray... I am afraid your counting is 100% accurate..."

"Could they know...?" Sly asked no one in paticular. The question would be answered eventually. He was sure of it. The weapons thing was something to note. Sly was going to keep to his cane regardless, but he had a few more gadgets he kept on hand in case they were needed. Bentley specialized in range so if he had to get involved he would have an advantage especially considering his high skill with chemical compounds and the like. Murray was sure to not go down easy no matter the weapon so they had a good answer for everything... Assuming they needed to get involved.

"That eye of doom sounds handy... but we may not be able to rely on one if it only works on the room we are in. Bentley, hack into the security mainframe so we can see ahead of time."

"You got it Sly, just give me a few minutes and I can probably get past their defenses."

After a bit longer of waiting, Murray and Sly watched the money and valuables the passengers were carrying get sucked up. "Looks like they are thieves too. Just fits in our jurisdiction better. Now we just need to find out where those valuables went..." But then IT was mentioned. "They know we are here."

"Be careful Sly. Give a call if one of them tries to arrest you."

Then there were the details of the various rooms on the ship. All of them seemed to have a reason. Some being deathtraps just waiting to happen. "Bentley... If any of us want a relaxing dip or a nice relaxing Steam Bath, give us a good smack," Sly joked.

"Will do Sly..." Bentley replied, only paying half attention.

"Now to just sneak out there and take the ones meant for..." Sly began until he noticed Paula take a few extras and head for what looked to be the bedrooms. "Bentley, I am going to follow that one girl. You tell me if the room is safe."

"You got it, Sly."

Sly then waited for everyone to leave the Diner Room and turned invisible using his Thief Powers and sneaked after Paula as fast as he could without making noise. "It safe, Bentley?"

"The room is green Sly."

"Okay, good," With that, Sly pushed opened Paula's room door and shut it behind him slowly before turning visible again, his cane on his back. "Hello, Polestar, is it?" Sly began, looking as relax as possible to avoid Paula panicking. "I noticed you picked up a few extra of those things in the Dining Room. I would appreciate if you gave me the extras for me and my two friends."

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This was a terrifying turn of events for the Sack Boy indeed. A game of murder and he had to play a part. Sack Boy could not do the taking of one's life. He lives for happiness, creativity and fun, not the taking of a life. They went on about the tools of such a horrendous trade and even scarier, since the Sack Boy uses his imagination as storage, he had all the tools necessary to kill anyone at any time.

Sack Boy could not do it though. He was against such dreadful acts as sports that involve the greatest mystery. There was nothing one Sack Person can do however to stop it. Sack Boy looked to the table and picked up the strange visionary organ and a credit card. He shall use these tools for good, not evil.

Sack Boy decided to run to the Mini Mall as soon as possible. He might need some disguises. If he could prevent a life an early death, then Sack Boy will die happy. As he entered the room he pondered the concept of mall security. He took out his eye of security sensing and decided to check.

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Sly Cooper
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently holding: Cooper's Family Cane (On back)
Current Location: Third Class Bedrooms

Bentley
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently holding: Laptop
Current Location: Cooper Hideout

Murray
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently holding: Nothing
Current Location: Cooper Hideout

Sack Boy
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently holding: Nothing
Current Location: Mini-Mall

[PolarStarQuote]

Listening to this whole shpeil was making Toko Fukawa's heart pound to ridiculous levels, until, mid conversation, Toko Fukawa's stress in this situation rose to a uncomfortable amount, before she eventually passed out at the mention of "Let the games begin" at the very end, falling out of her chair and foaming at the mouth. Aaaand if you were aware at all of Toko Fukawa's character, you would know this is a horrible thing indeed, as she immediately seemed to rise up from her fallen state, looking a little less...

Shall we say, Proper?

Toko Fukawa was no long the timid glasses, as she had seemed to become much worse, and much more deadly. This...Was Genocider Syo! What the heck was a genocider?? Nobody knows, and at the moment, that isn't really the biggest concern here. "KYEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!! ABOUT TIME~!!!!! Lovely meeting you, You may know e as the Ultimate Murdering Fiend, Genocider Syo. Pleasure~!" She practically screeched out loudly, clapping as she suddenly leaped from her chair, landing on the far end of the room with her Eye of Doom, and running off. Oh great. Now we have psycho killers.

Running through the hall, Genocider would eventually come across the First class living area. A perfect little place that would be IDEAL for plotting. Luckily, she kept her trusty weapon's close on hand, Though, she only had 5 on hand, genocider scissors right in a leg strap. 2 of them for each murder, scissors can technically be reused. Well, i guess if she was here in a murder game, may as well stand out with method! Now, who to get first..That Mike guy was pretty cute, as was that random blonde dude who showed up....wait....Were those the only cute boys here besides the employee's?!?! DAMMIT! Ok, now is not panic time, now is plotting time, very much syo!

Genoicder stored herself away in the room of 102, holding the door closed as she thought about the ideal murder choices here...Mostly trying to justify reasons for killing anyone who quote DIDN'T control. She ran through and past the dinner room, Living room, and leapt into the bedroom, jumping on the comfy bed as she daydreamed about murder.

Side note, Genocide Scissors are kept in a pouch on genocider's high thigh, hidden by her long skirt.

Genocider Syo
HP:100%
Status: None
Currently Holding: None. Genocider Scissors x 5 kept in inventory.
Current Location: First class living area

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"D-d-did he j-j-just say....f..four ani..." And that was about all Mike got out before he, like toko, Fainted on the spot. Except this time, he wasn't so lucky to have a murderous psychopath alter ego like her.

Mike woke up afterwards, only to find people have already started leaving, and he was unfortunate enough to look up and see Genocider Syo look down at him, winking a murderous eye before running into the first class living area....Panic time! "I don't wanna die!!" Mike said, as he grabbed the glass eyeball, quite un-willingly however, as he made his mad dash into a random hall and into...

The restaurant. Oh, just lovely. this is exactly where he wanted to be, its not like he works at one of these damn things that keeps his nerves on end anyway. Mike rubbed his forehead, sighing as he shook his head lightly. Mike didn't want to kill anyone, he really, really did not want to kill anyone. He can barely bring himself to raise his voice to ask to quit his job, how was he gonna murder someone?? Maybe if he could just find a weapon, he could force the confidence onto himself...and maybe pigs will fly.

Mike Schmidt
HP:100%

Status: None

Currently Holding: None.
Current Location: The Resteraunt

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Funny Valentine smiled upon hearing this little game's rules. Oh, how fun this would be, especially with power's akin to Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Though, with D4C's specific requirements, it would be best if he only used it in non-security filled area's. Or something, im just giving him some limit's here. Funny got up, brushing his hands off, leisurely taking his own eye of doom as he left the room with a bit of a pip in his step, wanting to randomize his choice. Funny wound up in the Third room, continuing onward until he had made it into

The pool and Sauna.

Funny Valentine
HP:100%

Status: None

Currently Holding: American Flag, can use D4C with this flag, but only in non-security area's. Has a cool down of 2 turns.
Current Location: Pool & Sauna

[Deleted]

Iggy gasped after the transmission ended. “Oh this is so cool! It’s just a video game! But not! Weee!” He jumped from his seat and disappeared in a green blur down a random hall.

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And soon the two detectives were left alone in the dining room. Max eyed Sam from the corner of his eye, Sam eyed Max just the same, tension high. Sam slowly reached into his coat, Max slowly reached… into his… eh, pocket dimension? Where ever that was.

Sweat fell down their brows, fingers twitching as they watched each other’s movements with eagle-like attentiveness. One could almost hear the western showdown music playing in their heads, though Sam’s had a little sax in it and in Max’s a xylophone could be heard. Their eyes narrowed, their breaths deathly quiet…

…in an instant, with deadly speed and accuracy, the two partners popped some shades from their respective personal storage and popped them over their eyes.

“You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“Right, let’s go figure out who’s hosting this tournament and put a fast end to their tyranny so that no one has to die!”

“…nah, I was thinking we go murder everyone and make it off this boat alive!”

“Hm… I like your thinking little buddy, let’s do it!”

They made a mad dash to the pool area for no reason in particular. When they made it, it seems another had already gotten the same idea. Sam took out his weird eye thing and waited to see how much danger everyone was in about now.

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Iggy’s own speed took him in a small lap around the ship until he’d found the restaurant, and in it was a meek little human who was just wetting himself in terror. He seemed like a fun guy! The hyper koopa tackled Mike to the ground with giggly madness.

“Hey again! We met earlier before we learned we're supposed to be all killy and whatever, remember? I didn't catch your name though... Hey! Looks like we gotta team up against the rest of the baddies here, huh? We’ll be an awesome team, like super-secret spies- Ooh, I can see the title of our movie now! The Scared, the Mad, and the Eyeball!” The talkative turtle held out the eye. “What’dya say, Steve, wanna be a team with the human and me? Do ya?” He awaited the eyeball’s response.

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Iggy Koopa
HP:100%
Status: None
Holding: Camera (Flash to blind, 3 left)
Location: Restaurant

Sam & Max
HP: 100% (shared)
Status: None
Holding: Nothing
Location: Pool and Sauna

[Deleted]

A small tap was heard as Julia and X drunk out of two glasses of martinis, supposedly celebrating the start of another game of death on a ship. "Another successful game of murder will begin now.." X said happily as he briefly remove his mask to drink the martini, making Julia gag for some reason. "What's wrong my sweet Julia?" He said to his wife. "Uhh..Could you please keep the mask on...I like it better when you wear it." Julia spoke in a lustful way as she drunk the martini, X did what she said and placed the mask back onto his face..It seems his true identity looks..Ugly judging from Julias expression.


"So..Is everything planned when the the Doria reach's Pemburuan?" X said. "Yes..They wont even see it coming until we leave..But for now let this Despair between all fifteen of them consume them until all that is left is there broken sanity....And Corpses, LOTS OF CORPSES MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


"Yes..Despair!"




"Pupupu, I'm a super fan of Desbear!"


"Wrong game Mono.."



"Aww." The small bear said as he jumped off one of the seats in the room and walked out of the room in sadness.

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                                                                                    Third Class Bedrooms


Paulas worry's about being murdered grew from bad to worse when she heard her bedroom door opening, she held in the gasp she was about to do as she tried to find something to use for defence..She could of used her pan but her parents said not to bring it on the cruise..After all she did not know that she was going to be forced to kill people..If she wanted to that is. "Its that Razor girl..She's going to kill me like she said she might!" Paula thought to herself as she ran to a nearby drawer to find...



An arm from an mannequin..Weird. Without any further a do Paula quickly ran to the back of her bed, silently...


uVetR_COp_1d20+1(Paulas quietness at sneaking to the end of the bed.)

While sneaking to the bed, she stepped on one of the loose floorboards of the room causing the sound of creeks to occur below her. Once the figure quickly saw her and questioned her, Paula tried to whack him with the mannequin arm as a response.

"AHHHH, i'm sorry!" She said while doing so.



p_1d20+1(Paulas Failure at Melee Combat is shown well here..)

After that failure..Paula looked at Sly.."Oh goodness..I'm so sorry, i kinda panicked given this kind of situation since you cant trust anyone on this cruise now..How do i know your trustworthy?" Paula asked the raccoon, holding her new weapon tightly just in case.

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                                                                                             Mini Mall






The sound and calmness of the Mini Mall was great for Sackboy to relax in, although the only creepy part of this area of the ship was the lady in purple giving a happy yet creepy stare at the Sackthing in one of the stores..Anyway lets see what the good ol Eye of doom tells us about the safety of Sackboy.





It reads red, judging by the cameras that are also staring densely at the puppet thing..Sackboy seems safe right now.

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                                                                                          First Class Rooms




"Wendy..You around?" Razor called out as she entered the first class dinner room, not knowing of Genociders Syos existence as of yet. "Sweet..Wish i got this room on a normal cruiseline." Razor said as she walked towards the table..There was nothing on it, causing her to sigh. She took out the eye of doom to reveal if the room was sercurityified.



"Red huh?" Razor said as she backed away from the room until the eye turned Green..










Which was in the Living room.

"Well then, i might as well look around and find a weapon to defend myself from psychos..Like that weird glasses girl from the dinner room..She looked right off.." Razor said before laughing..Not knowing that said weird glasses girl was nearby..


And she might of heard her remarks!





Meanwhile the bedroom in Syo/Tokos room seems nice.

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                                                                                            Pool & Sauna









The Pool and Sauna had great and relaxing music should Sam, Max and Funny take a dip or relax in the Sauna..But judging the detective duos current and confusing minds..That might not happen..The trio were about to run into another passenger..Wendy.


"Razor..Are you in here flirting?" Wendy said as she entered the pool room to notice the trio. "Well this is weird meet up..Before you do anything wicked between you all have you seen my friend Razor..You know the girl in the black dress with weird crazy red hair..You might of saw her in the Dinner room?" Wendy said trying to describe her best friend...






Meanwhile the eye of doom in this room reads Green.



"Uh oh..That's not going to go down well for me.." Wendy said as she eyed the three..

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                                                                                             Restaurant











The eye of doom reads Red, which means Mike and Iggy can continue to bond on this well established part of the ship without any worry of death since there's a security guard nearby and cameras around the room and also a window to the docks..Which if the two noticed had Wendie and Abby looking at them through said window..

"They seem to be getting on well." Wendie said.

"Yeah..Until they backstab one another..Im guessing the turtle boy would be the one that will backstab the scared guy." Abigail said soon after.

"Who knows..I believe that man holds some courage in him.." Wendie said looking at Mike.

"I think he looks cute.." Abigail said joyfully which caused Wendie to slowly turn towards Abby and give her a "are you serious?" Look to her dead sister.

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"Hey..X Honey?" Julia said to X.

"What is it cupcake?"

"What happened to the extra security we ordered..You know the wasps and black vans.."

"Oh yeah..I really don't know what happened to them, they were supposed to be here hours before the Doria took off." X said in his defence...


                   



Meanwhile in an town called springfield..Strange black vans and wasps mysteriously appear..But that's not important right now.

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Paula Polestar
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently holding: Mannequin Arm
Current Location: Third Class Bedrooms



Razor
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently Holding: Nothing
Current Location: First class living room


Wendy
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently Holding: Nothing
Current Location: Pool & Sauna


Wendie
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently Holding: Nothing
Current Location: Ship Deck



Abigail
HP: 100%
Status: None
Currently Holding: Nothing
Current Location: Ship Deck
1d20+1·1d20+1

[Coolshaymin]

C7dbWH5lp_1d20+7

Sly watched as the girl ran at him with a Mannequin Arm of all things. Well, looks like this was not going to be as peaceful as he thought it would be. Sly rolled past paula and to the otherside of the room underneath her slap with the plastic arm. Sly jumped onto the bed and perched there like a gargoyle, still not taking his family cane off his back.

"Woah, nice to see someone does not have manners for a guest in their room. Here I come for a nice talk and you try to whack me on the head. Rude. Don't worry though, I may be a thief but I would never steal from a innocent girl like you. I am on this boat for one reason and that is to take down these X 16 guys before they can give thieves an even worst name. I do not want to cause you or anyone else on this boat harm. Just put down the arm and let's talk this out peacefully, okay?" While Carmelita gave Sly the thrill of the chase, Sly could not risk such antics right now.

p_1d20+3(Persuasion)

His words may not be easy to take alone but he hoped it would work.

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Sackboy was relieved to see the safety vision receptor was saying this place was safe. He noticed a creepy woman in purple though and it may be best to not get involved with a foreboding female. Sackboy went to go check out the clothes to see if there was any prize bubbles that could allow him to look like the other passengers. It was a risky plan but rather be a worthy sacrifice than a murderer.

Sly Cooper
HP: 100%
Status: None
Items Held: Cooper's Family Cane (Back)
Location: Third Class Bedroom

Bentley
HP: 100%
Status: None
Items Held: Laptop
Location: Cooper hideout

Murray
HP: 100%
Status: None
Items Held: None
Location: Cooper Hideout

Sackboy
HP: 100%
Status: None
Items Held: None
Location: Mini-Mall
1d20+7·1d20+3

[PolarStarQuote]

Gencider syo cupped her hands into her cheeks as she finally settled on her killing method. Anyone is fair game, but just be sure to string them up like how you usually do! AND NO UGLIES! Though, genocider was so caught up in her sick fantasies of murder, she didnt even know someone entered the same room as she, until hearing her say something or other about her being right off. Genocider looked up, hopping off of her bed and rolled over to the doorway, peeking over as stealthy as she could.

hVjQJsB6p_1d20+3=9 (could very well be heard though.)

Genocider checked her little glass eye, scratching her head to see if murder would be ok here... Oh wait, all she needed to do was get into the living room! Genocider cackled as she walked into the living room, in which weve already stated the eye is green in. MURDER PARTY TIME! Genocider took out two of her genocider scissors, making them gleam in the mirror in a fashion that razor would no doubt see, before Genocider Syo suddenly threw oen of those shiny blade's right for Razor's neck!

p_1d20+3=4

Which missed, quite dreadfully infact! "Aaaagh, this ALWAYS happens when im under stress!!!! STAY STILL!" Genocider yelled, before making a mad dash at razor, trying to stab the red head, aiming particularly for her...Hand?? Odd of a serial killer to go for a limb, but genocider was looking to hang Razor up by her hands anyway. Tis the way of Genocider Syo, after all.

p_1d20+1=20

Hope Razor's lucky enough to get outta this pickle.

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"OH GOOD LORD DONT HURT ME PLEASE TAKE EVERYTHING JUST T=DONT KILLE EM!" Mike said, in such a wussy fast way that i cant even type it correctly. Mike fell over on the ground, curling up in fear as iggy rattled on. Mike eventually regathered his sanity for a moment, looking at iggy koopa as he scrawled away, checking his own little glass eyeball. Red! Sweet, sweet, Foxy red! "O-ok, ok, i'm safe...U-uhm...?" Mike recollected what iggy said in bits and peices, thinking for a moment...

He thought up one word. NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE SOOO MUCH NOPE. "U-uhm...i-i'm really sorry, b-but, i-i really dont wanna play this game. s-so, i think i'll just stay h-here, and hope no one comes for m-me..." He said, gulping as he looked around nervously. Of course, mike knew he would be forced to move eventually, but he wasn't about to let this psycho know that!

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Funny checked his glass eye, watching the green iris as he eyes down the three others in the room...Perhaps now would be a good time for a search of the room. "I havent seen your friend. Apologies." He said, shrugging as he made a stern march over to a basket in the room, kicking it open and looking around inside for any kind of weapon through these ruffled clothes...Funny would of liked a gun, but at this point, he'd take what he can get his hands on.

p_1d20 (Some form of luck roll.)1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20