[Mr. Game & Watch]

Cut to Life Sphere’s Jumbotron in Rainbow Square:

AH HA HA HA! Good evening Life Sphere citizens! It is I, the Master of Catastrophe, Ballyhoo, with my lovely assistant, Big Top!

Bite me.

That’s no way to address our audience, Big Top! We’re on the big screen at last! My mother will be taping this, so you better be on your best behaviour!

Your mother? You… have one of those on Li?

This isn’t the time or the place, Big Top! We’re here to announce our Second Annual Life Sphere tournament!

Second annual? It hasn’t even been a year since the disastrous first one…

Ah! But there will be no worries this time, we made sure there was more than enough ice cream for Lt Surge this time around!

… What?

Yes, absolutely nothing to worry about! In any case, let me be the first to welcome all the challengers who wish to participate in this glorious event! There will be food! Drinks! Ice Cream! The potential to get the absolute snot kicked out of you! AH! So much opportunity, why I could shed a tear for our lovely fighters! So young, so stoic! I remember when I was so spry, Big Top! Those were the days!

… How old are y-

And I’m sure you are all interested in knowing what pot of gold will be resting at the end of this rainbow of a brawl! Worry no further! First prize will be, on top of bragging rights, a free trip to the Emerald Coast resort!

There’s a resort there?

Of course there is, Big Top! Who ever heard of a beach without a resort, sometimes I wonder why you even ask these questions!

… You’re right, I have no idea what I was thinking questioning the logic of the great mighty Ballyhoo…

Anyways, beach resort and a mystery gift! The best prize is a surprise!

Why do they keep never telling us what the final prize is?

I just said why, Big Top! Now, all of you eager competitors make your way over to the Sunshine Stadium today to enlist and sign some contracts for advertisement purposes. We need your fresh little faces all over our Life Sphere billboards!

(Please, only one character per member for obvious reasons. The latter will be made after enough people have signed up. At the moment there is no limit.)

The Master List:
- Mr. Game & Watch
- Paula
- Shaymin
- Ridley
- Adell
- Ganondorf
- Ludwig
- Pac-Man

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"A Tournament huh? Might as well try and see how far i'll get into it, what could go wrong?" And with that, Paula has joined the Tourney!

[Coolshaymin]

2 flowers perked up as a small hedgehog was listening to an announcement for some kind of tournament from the sounds of it... It was hard to tell through all the nonsense really. Shaymin was wanting to try it's might against other people to prove to itself it was a capable fighter... which it's Sky Forme was already too sure of that but that is another story. "Well, perhaps I should give this tournament thing a try. Might be fun."

Shaymin signs up for this tournament.

[PolarStarQuote]

"...Death has come."

RIDLEY HYPE SCREEEEEEECH!!!

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Adell is in for the fight baby!

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

Ganondorf Hijacks a spot to cause mayhem!

[Deleted]

Ludwig smiled as the announcement finished. He was craving a good, honest fight, to test his mettle against the best of Li. ”Alright, I think I'm in on this quarrel…”
Ludwig Koopa joins the fray!

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I'll have PAC-MAN join in. Hopefully he won't eat all the food. Hopefully.

[Mr. Game & Watch]

AH HA HA HA! Excellent! Shall we announce the teams, Big Top!?

Teams? I thought these were one on one matches?

Of course they are, Big Top! But, this season I thought I could spice things up by giving the fighters a sense of comradery with one another! Give them something to represent, be a bigger part of the show! They will also be assigned coaches who will cheer them on and give them tactical advice, like a true sporting event! On top of that, these names are far more marketable!

…I don’t get it

We will sell jerseys for a ton of coin!

Ah, that makes more sense.

Now, let’s list them off! Representing the wastelands outside the Life Sphere we have The Subspace Sweethearts! With them includes thee Mr. Game & Watch and Ganondorf, they will be coached by, get this, Captain Falcon! Huh, maybe he’ll teach Ganondorf how to make that Warlock punch faster!

… That seems in poor taste.

Next up, representing the Black Market district, we have The Market Mischiefs, care to take a guess at whose playing for this team, Big Top!?

You just came up with these names on the spot di-

Why yes! Ridley and Ludwig! Their coach being none other than Mouser!

Were you agreeing with me or ignoring me?

And from the beautiful Brightwing Lane, the two of them packing a ton of punch into small spaces, it’s the Little Leaguers, the representatives being Shaymin and Paula! This team is still looking for a coach, so anyone with fighting experience is welcome to take charge of this team!

… I can’t wait to hear how you fit the last two into a team…

And last, but certainly not least, we have the team that plays for Harvest Acres, The Ridgetown Rakers!

…What?

That’s right, The Ridgetown Rakers! Better watch yourself because they might rake you like a pile of leaves! This duo is none other than Adell and Pac Man, if you couldn’t already guess. Their coach, well… Their coach is Funky Kong, good luck, Ridgetown Rakers! Good luck to you all!

SHAYMIN!
Uhhh...				Shaymin
Ganondorf		Adell		Shaymin		Paula
Ridley  vs	Ganondorf	Ludwig  vs	Adell	Shaymin  vs	PacMan	Mr. G&W	vs  Paula

(Matches can be started by either member involved in the match at any time.)

[Coolshaymin]

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Ridley and Ludwig have been disqualified from the tournament. Ganondorf and Adell will automatically move onto the next round and Shaymin and Paula may begin their match.

@sssstariii , Maverick Hunter Zero , KashKey

[Mr. Game & Watch]

XTREME UPDATE

AH HA HA HA! Good evening Life Sphere! We all know that you blokes at home were anxiously waiting for the results of the Sunshine Tournament 2.0 to come in, so here they are!

We had a tournament?

Of course we did, Big Top you were there!

…I do have a habit of not being able to tell one match from another…

Anyways, for those of you like Big Top, I’ll give you the run down! We had Mr. Game & Watch versus Paula! And what a show that was! Mr. Game & Watch sure showed his best, but was ultimately defeated by Paula!

…I don’t remember Mr. Game & Watch ever fighting Paula… Wasn’t that Wario?

That is correct, Big Top! I was testing to see if you were paying attention! Anyways, the next match was Shaymin versus Pac Man and boy howdy was that something to witness. Tooth and claw, nitty and gritty! The ultimate victor was Shaymin! Then we move off to the finale! Two fighters that were once on the same team! The Little Leaguers from the Brightwing Lane duked it out! In the end though, Shaymin was victorious once more and snagged the winning prize! What a show, what a show!

… Wait, that’s only one half of the latter, what about the second half? You know, Ridley, Ganondorf, Ludwig, Adell?

I was getting to that, Big Top! Due to circumstances and some shady dealings going on with that half of the latter, we had to cut them off from the main competition! I mean, some of the contestants left in the middle of the match! Such unsportsmanship!

Gee, it was almost like having Ganondorf, Ridley, and a Koopaling in a friendly competition was a bad idea… Why not invite Galacta Knight and Black Doom to do a cage match while we’re at it…

Big Top! You just nailed the screw on the head! I’ll get the invitations out immediately! Just imagine the crowd of people to see that display! Ooo, I would just be so honoured to commentate on that fight!

…I’m not even going to say anything about that because if you manage to actually get them we could have a very good tactical advantage.

Anyways, to the victor goes the spoils! As I promised, the vacation to the Emerald Coast Beach Resort is yours for the taking, Shaymin! You and one special friend get to relax under the stars and get a spa day on top of it!

… I’m being told that if you send them out there to their deaths you will be held responsible.

Bah! The police always ruin our fun! Well then folks, stay tuned for our awards ceremony where we will crown Shaymin the King of the Sunshine Stadium!

…Don’t you mean Queen?

Erm… Maybe? Can we get an official statement on Shaymin’s gender? Ah I see. Where we will crown Shaymin the ungender specific ruler of the Sunshine Stadium!

…Nice save.

Hey, you got Shaymin’s gender wrong too…

Difference is I really don’t care…