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"...Were lost."



"No were not, Zant just had the map upside-down...And that isnt a map, it's a McSigma's happy meal word search...Ok, we may be lost just a little."



"...God...Damnit zant!"



"I am sorry, i am a bad priest... But, i can assure you, that going by the real map, we are somewhere around the chupacabra's house!"



This, was a ongoing conversation inside of a 5 person white mini-van, packed and parked right in the depth's of Crashed Nintendo Land. Inside this van, Were 4 particular passengers. Galacta Knight, The leader of the deathly Order Of Depair, Zant, his loyal priest, Happy Mask Salesman, The trollish delight of the order of despair, and Antasma, a dreamy vampire. A dreampire, if you will. Inside, they were arguing about where to go on this odd trip of there's. And next to Antasma, was about 53 boxes of Mama Hippo's Cookie's. But, how did this all start??

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Chap. 1: Flashback's to a less horrible time.



"Ok, so, remind me what the hell im doing??"



"You're gonna go take that Laharl boy some cookie's, cause he's paying good mooooola!!"



"And why am i taking Zant, Antasma and Poker?"



"Because the boy's need a good ol' fashion' field trip."



"And why am I going with them?"



"You trust them to go on there own?"



"...Point made, but why do I specifically have to do it??"



"BECAUSE IF YOU DONT IMA BEAT YOUR PASTY PINK BUTT 706 SHADES-A BLUE, NOW GET IN THERE!"



"..."



Galacta knight turned around, sighing as he walked into the garage, then sighing as he looked upon a crappy looking mini-van, stuffed with boxes of mama hippo's cookies, with Happy mask salesmen and Antasma sitting in the back. Zant stepped up to Galacta knight, bowing.



"...What the hell is this?"



"Well, sire excellent baby daddy"



Please dont call me that again. Ever." "


"Mama hippo says that it would be smart for us to be in a normal looking car, as it seems recently missions have been popping up everywhere outside the life sphere. So, it would be safer, and we wont get attacked by some group of hero's."



"Oh, lovely."



"Dont worry sire, your shot gun has been reserved. I even put a little pillow on it so you can see over the dashboard. And i'll drive!"



"I would sooner rather play russian roulette with a loaded gun before letting you drive Zant."



"Oh, come on your majestic flowing mane, I'm a great driver!"



"Dont call me that either."



"I got my liscence and everything!"



With that, Zant showed a peice of paper that was ripped apart and soaked in some unknown red liquid.



"...May i ask where you got the red from?"



"Several squirrels."



"...Lets just hurry up and go..."



With that, Zant hopped into the drivers seat by leaping in through the open window. Galacta knight opened up the door to the passengers side, then looking down to see a bright pink pillow, A tiny Galacta knight sewed into with it. Galacta knight twitched in frustration as he sat atop zant's handiwork.



"...Zant..."



"Yes my lord??"



"...I f*cking hate you."