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There was a notice outside of the sunshine stadium, showing what was...a very strange image. A depiction of a man, very muscular and powerful, pointing at those who read the little flyer with the caption "I WANT YOU, TO FIGHT ME! IN HERE. TONIGHT."The tall man was indeed, duke nukem. This was of course, Duke's open challenge to kick the ass of anyone who stood in his way, and prove the superior lord of this realm.



Meanwhile, inside, there seemed to be a dispute between Duke and Eight, the one of many, many, MANY duke babe's. She was of course, wearing the required nuclear symbol bikini, as all duke babe's must wear, along with a loose set of jeans to make her even more sexually attractive. To duke, at least.



"Duke, seriously, this is a bad idea. Everyone here has super powers and crap, there is no way you will win this."



"Pfft. Super powers are for pussy's."



"...Duke, really, you can back out. Any time."



"Backing out is for pussy's."



"...Duke, how do you feel about guns?"



"Guns are for pussy's!...I mean....what?"



"...Have fun getting mutilated, i'm gonna go find some clothes that don't make me feel like i got hit with a ice status ailment."



"...Ice move's are for pussy's."

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Cloud had yet again gotten himself into a fight,this time,because of his friend making him.Of course this friend,was Fox McCloud,of the infamous Starfox crew.

"Hey,your going."


"No,I hate fighting for no reason."


"Too bad."

Fox then proceeded to dragging Cloud to the arena.Of course,Cloud didn't have a choice when Fox told him to,which he hated miserably.

Now he was in a room full of all sorts of gear and items.Some of the "rookies" were training.Cloud didn't want to.

Cloud decided since he was there that he might as well fight the strongest guy here.Thats when he saw the poster.It contained a man pointing at the reader saying,"I WANT YOU,TO FIGHT ME!IN HERE.TONIGHT."There was a sign up sheet to fight next to it.Cloud signed up.

Cloud then proceeded to the rest area,where he began to rest before his match.

When he awoke,it was almost his turn,so he began to sharpen his sword and practice.

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Adell happened to be near the stadium as the flair was put up.. He couldn't help but be curious as he watched the Toad put HL the flair. He had only seen toad's once before, and that was when the cops looked into him building his noodle hut. That was an interesting day for him to say the least. However, it seemed like toads were the Prinnies of this world, as they seemed to do everything. The flair caught his eye as he watched the Toad pretty much waddle away. It was very, creative? He didn't know what to think, he looked at it, and at first glance most people would think he was smiling. But his full expression was anything but one of joy.

"This guy's kidding me right? If I fought here the entire arena would be gone before the fight was over." This was Adell trying to rationalize his way out of this, the Demon side of him craved this battle. Whether he knew it or not, the demon blood that ran through his veins wanted to take part in this fight, and Duke Nukem's face wasn't helping much, it just deserved his fist in the face too much. Adell couldn't help but enter, and before he realized it, he was flicking a dummy and watching it go crazy. Every time he flicked the dummy, it flipped, out, and numbers appeared above it's head, showing how much damage he would do to his opponent. However, there was something off to him.

You see, only Adell could see these numbers, no one else. These numbers were different however, he no longer did damage reaching into the millions. No, suddenly, his style of Attack damage, changed, the numbers were now showing up as percentages. That didn't make sense, why did the style of his attack change? It was supposed to be regular old damage, and yet, it was this strange format. Adell was taken aback by this strange format, and did something most people found strange. He sat down, folded his legs, and closed his eyes. The people around him had no idea what he was doing, but he was checking what he knew to be a stat page.

Adell was horrified by what he found. He no longer had a title, he no longer had levels, his stats were pittily by his standards, and he was weaker. That was what hit him hard, he was weaker. He tried to flip to his weapon preference page, it no longer existed. What had this strange world done to him?! Adell stood up, sweating heavily. He clearly had not been prepared for what he had found. He shook his head to get his mind off of his horrifieing stat page. It was no longer the stats he knew, which terrified him. He didn't understand where exactly he was, and he didn't think he was going to find out. He sighed and readied himself for battle. Punching that smug sun of a gun in the face was what he needed to get his mind off of that.

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The crowd was lively in the stadium today. It wasn't exactly sunny as the automatic Life Sphere atmosphere amplifier had chosen, for some reason it was a foggy sort of day. Lots of mist in the air and slightly chilly. The crowd wasn't super annoyingly loud today, but they were talking amongst themselves and scanning the competitors below. This fight was a bit more exciting than previous ones, because it was a three way battle! A rare treat in the Stadium for all to witness. The familiar sound of freshly polished shoes and smallish feet are heard walking into the arena and the crowd grows silent as the lovely sight of a Sunshine Stadium veteran shows himself.

Ofcourse he was still incredibly short around a mere 4 feet tall looking up at the competitors, but his small stature is more than made up for in his burning hot attitude! He stands in the middle of the Stadium and looks at the challengers with a fierce focus.

"Ello' you buncha smash heads! It's good to be back! And alive! I'm gonna start with the rundown speech you folks love to...HEY! HEY ARE YOU GIVIN ME THE EYE!"

The referee points at Cloud with a shaking finger gettin up in his grill.

"Don't you give me the eye! I know what kinda dude you are...you and your gelled atrocity of hair....LOOK THE OTHER WAY PAL!"

The ref then shakes a finger at the others too.

"And all of you, ya better respect me and my authority! So listen up. ESPECIALLY you with the flat top and fake muscles! Mr. Sunglasses man!"

He pointed his finger extra sharply to Duke Nukem's direction.

"The rules are and have always been as follows. No using items. NO outside help...."

The ref looks at Adell with a smugness.

"Only five turns each person in this bout. That's it! I don't care if there are 3 of you or not."

The ref grunts.

"AND ABSOLUTELY NO KILLING! Nothing ticks me off more than that!!!"

The ref shouted this as he stomped up and down and his face shoots out steam from remembering a battle between a certain purple suited man and a fox lady.

"Don't let my looks fool any of you idiots. I can fight too ya know! This is a basic battle, with basic rules. No special stipulations got it? I'm old school so deal with it. Now if there are no objections...."

The ref raises a checkered flag in the air he pulls from his back pocket.

"Let the battle....."

He lowers the flag.

"BEGIN!"

The referee then darts off hiding behind the nearest crowd barricade to watch the battle commence.

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Duke nukem looked at the two new comers walking into the arena, making him scoff. "...Duke hates anime." He said, narrowing his eyes as he got into fighting position, Duke babe running off into the crowd as duke prepared for battle. As the flag was thrown, duke immediately took out one of his pipe bomb's, throwing it between the two. 

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Duke then immediately followed up his pipe bomb attack by taking out his cigar, lighting it and smoking it as he stepped up slowly to Cloud strife, and went for lighting the spike haired freak's face by pressing the lit cigar onto his forehead, completely ignoring the gigantic sword.

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Cloud thought the guy was trying to miss being that he dodged it so easily.
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He then proceeded to use a fairly weak blade beam on duke.

((Must Exceed a roll of 3 to dodge this attack.))
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Cloud then dodged the lit cigar and pulled out his humongous sword to use cross-slash on Adell.

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Cloud then noticed how big the crowd was,he wasn't used to having people watch him fight of course,so this made him slightly confused,"Oh...wow that's new i guess."Cloud said as he looked at the crowd1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

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