[Coolshaymin]

HhZ_2mWNp_1d20+1
Ganondorf somehow shouted to the heavens just to taunt Mr. L. "Grrr... Talk while you can Pig From Hell! Nothing will stop me from crushing you! Prepare for the lightning!" Mr. L said. He did not need to dodge the Heaven to Hell Sword Strike or whatever since he was still too high in the sky to be hit by attacks. After though, Mr. L came plummeting down onto the Evil Man with a devestating stomp powered by gravity.


p_1d20+4(... Well... Kind of devestating stomp... I guess...)

Mr. L backflipped away from the two as he landed and pulled out his Rocket Launcher L-Type and fired it at Ganondorf after landing on the ground as his cape flowed majesetically in the flow of the battle. "This is the tech only I can make," Mr. L said as he fired his rocket that absolutely defies gravity... Weird Super Paper Mario Mechanics...

p_1d20+4(... Mr. L, where is your luck? I told you to save that Nat20 from the Noodle Shop thread but noooooo.)

(GW: roll 12 to dodge stomp, if successful roll 10 for rocket, otherwise roll 12)1d20+1·1d20+4·1d20+4

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Lucario couldn't believe Hazama had easily escaped all of his attacks, it just didn't make sense! Was the man just lucky, or was he extremely skilled? Lucario cursed himself for allowing himself to act so pathetically, that was ludicrously stupid of him. He tried to calm himself down, but was shocked by the sudden appearance of Hazama. Why was he so fast?! He quickly pulled up his paws to block the attack, and was surprised by the realative easiness of the block. Something was definately not right, as he looked into the sky and saw the "Piercing the heavens" attack.

549aqi6Wp_1d20+2(#PAIN.)

He tried to roll out of the way of the attack, but it was far from too late. His leg was crushed under the large pillar's weight, but he quickly pulled it out. He winced as he stood back up and got into stance, he had never felt such a pain before. However, that attack had helped Lucario, not by much, but it had helped. Despite now being hurt, he could easily continue on. Then the next attack was sent towards him, a much faster attack none the less. A bunch of knives? HA! He could dodge such a pathetic attack in his sleep! In fact, he'd do just that as he quickly attempted to roll away.

p_1d20+2(SUCK IT.)

He was so fast the knives didn't even have a chance to touch him. Now he was getting back into a groove. He ran towards Hazama at top speed, not even giving him time to finish his sentence. He observed the sudden appearance of the chain, and stopped cold in his tracks. What was he doing? Was he going to use the chain as a weapon? Or was he just bored? There was something off about this, and he couldn't help but stop to figure out what was going on.

He he ignored it for the moment, and turned his attention to Ganon as the evil man launched an Energy Ball his way, that was bad news. Lucario was shocked at first but quickly recovered, deciding to take action against this attack. However, no matter what he did, there was no chance of avoiding it. He attempted to jump away from it, but this action ended horribly, resulting in Lucario being nailed.

p_1d20+2(No matter what I did this turned out bad, so I just went with it.

p_1d20+1(SON OF A-)

p_1d20+1(WHY THIS ROLL LUCARIO. WHY THIS ROLL?!

Lucario was hit dead on, which hurt like hell. He was DEFINATELY in pain, but he could feel his Aura growing stronger by the seccond. But then, he saw the next Attack coming his way. WHAT WAS THAT?! He quickly had to take action, or this was going down the drain faster than he could say, "OUCH." But then, his body seized up out of no where. He felt his body begin to falter as he rolled away, in pain, but still he was hit.

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And still he was hit by ANOTHER attack. This was getting worse and worse by the seccond, but he felt his power growing steadily stronger still. He was nearly at a quarter of his full strength, which was good for him, but bad at the same time. But now it was time for

7 (This roll became a seventeen on its own, don't ask me. I'm going with the original content though.)

Lucario fell for it, he fell right into Hazama's trap as he grew angry once more. His aura slowly becoming different. It began to encompass him to show how pissed off he was at this great insult Hazama had sent his way. How dare Hazama do something like that?! He quickly rushed Hazama at top speed, falling right into Hazama's trap as he jumped into the air and attempted Force Palm.

p_1d20+1(Pathetic obligatory Wisdom roll is pathetic and obligatory

(GW: roll 9 to dodge Force Palm)1d20+2·1d20+2·1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20+1·1d20-2·1d20+1

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

DEX ROLL: 4-4=0{Ganondorf takes that stomp hard...}
DEX ROLL: 20-4=16{...But ducks behind Hazama after the rocket was fired!}

Ganondorf was speachless as he took that hit, but put Hazama's Idea to use as he avoided a missile exsplosion.  thankful that his speed managed to get him out of the way and watch as the rocket blew up upon impact with the nintendium wall and leaving a scorch mark at the impact zone.

"Wow... Green Blunder actually chose someone who has some decent skills!  Looks like the Jackal is falling for ya, partner.  I'll follow up after the counter next chance I get." Ganondorf said, laughing as he watched lucario fall for Hazama's deceptively crazy ploy with the chain link.

Ganondorf decided to play it safe just in case, and readied the Sword of the Sages to combo off of hazama's Counterattack, but unleashed another Energy Sphere, throwing it full force at Mr. L as revenge for the Stomp.
WIS ROLL: 20+6=26{Nat. Critical Retaliatory Energy Sphere of Retaliation at Mr. L}

Ganondorf may have humiliated himself, but if he could keep Mr. L from attacking like superman, then it would be good enough for him to break into a dreadful use of Konami Code combos Galore.

{NOTE: Removed the bashing parts of the post as well as the taunt, made it look more presentable so Kash could make his edit.}

(GW: roll 18 to dodge Energy Sphere)

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hwvRdmZxp_1d20+1=16


Hazama gave a snake's grin, his entire body dissapearing like smoke to lucario's force palm, obviously avoiding it. Time for his venomous counter. With that, chains wrapped around lucario once his attack was nearing its close, the charp chains digging deeply into his flesh, the sharp chains attached to Hazama's hands. Hazama started spinning around in place, spinning lucario around faster and faster. "Hey, black and green!" He said, then ripping lucario's skin in a large X mark, releasing him and throwing him at Mr. L, using mr L's ally as a ballistic missile.

Hazama then followed up the lucario throw with a array of butterfly knive, to maybe hit lucario and mr. l.

p_1d20+2=13

Hazama then rushed over to ganondorf. "Ok, so do we have any idea's on a strategy besides pick our own targets and just have a double 1 v 1?"

(GW: Lucario roll 7 to dodge knives, Mr. L roll the same unless hit by Energy Sphere, in which case roll 9)1d20·1d20

[Mr. Game & Watch]

“WHOA! There’s power coming from both sides Big Top! Energy Spheres! Palm Blasts! Rockets! Knives! Witless Banter! Oh who to choose, who to choose, Big Top!? I can’t help but to cheer for both of them!”

“Huh, this battle’s still going on?”

“Why of course, Big Top! We’ve only reached the halfway point!”

“… Really?”

“Yes! You still haven’t answered my quest-”

“The team that doesn’t have the guy who’s heavily responsible for all of us being on Li. That’s who I’m cheering for.”

“That’s not a fair judgement to make! Maybe he didn’t know any better!”

“… We’re both talking about the same person, right? Ganondorf, guy who transforms into a giant pig thing?”

“Yes”

“… Yes, I bet he didn’t know any better. For punishment we should slap him on the wrist and send him to the corner…”

“He’s not a child, Big Top!”

“Let me retrace the phrase you said ‘Maybe he didn’t know any better’”

“Well, he’s still being punished for that! He’s spending the rest of his time in jail!”

“… Oh yes, quite the punishment considering he can walk out at any time…”

“WE LOVE THE LIFE SPHERE!!! Don’t question what the big kahunas do, they might take you away again”

[WolfEx]

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