[Coolshaymin]

Mr. L was not doing his usual routine of Brobot Maintainance. Mr. L was training against a Training Dummy he built for this occasion. He was thinking of his defeat by Zero's hands and now was determined to work to gain himself popularity and respect. After a paticularly devestating punch to the robot, L pocketed his weapons and turned toward his lab's door. Now, it was time. Mr. L asked Vanish T to mail letters of challange to 3 people. Ganondorf, the King of Evil, and Hazama, a psychotic troll. These were sure to gain him some fame if he won. Of course, he needed a partner, and thinking through Luigi's Subspace Emissary , he decided who would be his partner. It should be time, so Mr. L made a quick run for the stadium and entering.

Wherever Lucario may be, a wind would sweep a note into his face.
"Dear Lucario,
I would like you to be my ally for a Double Battle. I'm not sure if your aura would make the mistake as my body is the same as his, but I am an embodiment of his subconscious... Anyway, please come to the stadium to help topple the King of Evil and another Evil.
Mr. L"

Hazama would have a cat illusion come in front of him with a note,
"Dear Hazama
I challenge you to a Double Battle... That is all...
Mr. L"

Vanish T delivered Ganon's mail personally.
"Dear Ganondorf,
I challenge you to a double battle. You will soon find out the Master Sword is not your only weakness, for THE GREEN THUNDER is too!
Mr. L"

Mr. L arrived with his stunning speed and passed some time with a 3DS Game, Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon.

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As Lucario stood meditating upon a cliff, a ways from the life sphere, he felt a new presence in the Aura surrounding him. It felt like a mere not fluttering in the breeze, so he ignored it. He had never been one for those sorts of things, and it was probably a note to someone else, it would find its way there. He continued to meditate, but began to grew irritated as the strange piece of paper grew closer. Why was such a meaningless note growing closer to him? It had no meaning to him, and yet it approached, there had to be some reasonable explanation for it. He continued to meditate ignoring it, or at least he would have if it hadn't flown right into his face.

"Gah, what the hell is with this note?!" He tore the note off of his face in irritation and read it, so it was addressed to him after all. What was a double battle? He had not herd of this before, but grew interested as he read that this, Mr. L was an embodiment of Luigi's subconscious. He  knew of Luigi, as Luigi had too been a part of the events that occurred during the Subspace Emissary events, the battle against Tabuu. He looked backed to that shameful day, when he along many others had been so easily defeated, and tossed aside like broken toys a child no longer wanted to play with.

He closed his eyes and shook those thoughts out of his head, Tabuu was dead, and there was no more reason to worry about such things. He figured he may as well join in, he had nothing to do at the moment, and no infected had come his way in the entire time he had been meditating there. He rushed towards the Life Sphere, figuring the battle would take place there. If it did not, he would be surprised, as that was the most logical place for such an event to occur. However, whether or not his opponents arrived there was another story. During his short travel to the Life Sphere, he found himself looking back on the events once more. If one thing had gone differently those days, would anyone in the Life Sphere be around?

He shook his head once more as he arrived. His mind was getting the better at distracting him, that was something he'd have to rectify later. Lucario ran through the streets until he arrived at the arena. There he was, Mr. L, he looked strikingly similar to Luigi, even his aura was similar. There was only a minor difference, but he couldn't quite pin point what it was. What was it about Mr. L that was different from Luigi? He just couldn't quite puzzle it together, so he left it be and approached the green clad warrior. "You must be Mr. L. I got your letter."

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

Ganondorf sat patiently within his Maximum Security Cell, meditating on events while keeping his eyes closed, that is until the door to his cell was opened by Vanish T., who came to personally deliver his letter. The toad placed the letter on the ground and exited, closing the cell door, which locked upon its closing.

"I wonder... Why would I get mail?" he pondered, picking up the note and reading it through at least twice.

Only one thing stood out in his mind, and that was the name of the one who sent him the note; Mr. L, he knew of Luigi, but he did not know who the hell Mr. L was. an evil grin played across his face, so this Mr. L wanted a challenge from the mighty Ganondorf, eh? Well he got one; and the Gerudo king of evil was all too eager to give this sad sod the Trolling of his life.

the Cell door unlocked itself with the iconic Boss door onlock effect from OoT/MM, and then opened of its own accord; all while the Ganondorf theme{played via an unseen pipe organ} resounded throughout the entire populous of the Life Sphere, Ganondorf exited his Cell and warped to the Sunshine stadium via his dark magic, where the pipe organ music of Ganondorf's Theme reached the intensity of being heard from inside the stadium arena itself, unearthly and creepy, it woulf make the sparse hairs on anyone's neck stand on end. the music died as soon as Ganondorf entered the arena; he spotted Mr. L, then looked and saw, to his Astonishment, Lucario. Now THERE was a face that he WAS familiar with during the Subspace Emmisary debacle.

"Funny, I remember the bipedal jackal, but never in my life have I heard of a plebian calling himself a green element" Ganondorf said, letting a very sinister laugh out from his mouth, a trollish grin plastered on his face.

[PolarStarQuote]

Hazama was busy filling out paperwork on his desk in his apartment. Most of the paperwork read out 'Li Police Force Application.' Seemed hazama was gonna fancy himself a policeman for the life sphere. Though, he wasn't exactly sure if they would be willing to hire someone who took murderous joy in harming others. "Past records? What good will those do me...The only past records i have are with the N.O.L, and we all know that's gone to shit. So far, the only people who know me are the damn cat and ragna...And im not sure which is worse, the ramblings of a stupid flea bag or raggy's intolerable whining. 'Waaaah waaah, i got my arm ripped off, waaah waaah my brother stabbed me.'" Hazama said, ranting to himself. A egg timer dinged, interrupting his strain of thought. Hazama pulled out one of the egg's from a small incubator, and had begun checking the temperature. "Ahhh, lunch is ready." He said, laughing as he had begun sliding it into his mouth and swallowing it whole like a snake.



Well, he would of had it not been for the cat that had managed to get it, making him damn near choke to death on the thing. "How the hell do these things keep getting in here?!" He said, going to the corner away from the illusion cat. "Ugh...Scat, shoo, get the hell out!" He said, throwing a butterfly knife at it with intent to kill the kitten. Incidentally, it had also sent the letter into the sky. "Oh?" He said, sending a chain at the note and snagging it. "...Wow, that was incredibly short. No flair at all, tsk tsk." He said, having distaste for the bland letter. "Well, suppose it will be better than sitting down like a useless piece of trash." Hazama said, as he then realized. That cat was still there.



Hazama groaned, not feeling the mood to use enough energy to ignore his allergy. He was already feeling his voice grow hoarse. So, he just ouroboros chained out the window, and begun swinging through the streets and rooftops to get away.



Hazama sighed, walking to the arena and hearing some obnoxious pipe organ going off. "Ugh..." he said as he stepped through the opposite hall. "Alright, who do we have here...Too much loreal, A stupid mutt that needs to know his place...And of course, a Pokemon." Hazama said, chuckling. Hazama squatted down, twirling his hat around his finger. "Ooooh, wait. i think i studied the red headed one." he said, thinking. "The name...Ganondorf, Lord of evil...Nah, not ringing a bell." Hazama said, stifling his own, far superior troll grin. "But, i suppose you ought to be worth something besides a incredibly stupid hairstyle. Shall we?" Hazama said, walking over to ganondorf and standing besides his new ally."

[Mr. Game & Watch]

It was a Double Date! Yes, the crowd celebrated this very rare event that was double battles by bringing their loved ones along so that they could watch the match together. Romance was in the air and the stands went crazy as they laid their eyes upon the contestants that arrived on the battlefield. Three out of the four of them were involved in the Subspace Emissary event so it was like seeing a battle of the titans! Although, considering that Ganondorf played a hand in making Tabuu’s plan a reality they weren’t so happy to see him. Some of them even being bold enough to heckle him and toss whatever they could at him. Mostly garbage.

And yes, bringing a date to the Sunshine Stadium was about as romantic as a person could get in the Life Sphere. It was like bringing someone to the movies. Only the violence was very real.

“Hey Ganondorf, how’s Master Hand’s plan looking now!?”

“Boooo, you stink!”

That was just a small taste of the colourful language being thrown at the King of Evil.

An Electivire leapt out from the stands and punched the ground of the stadium as he landed causing an Earthquake to rupture in between the team of combatants. From the crevasse in the earth arose Lt Surge riding atop his mighty steed, Jolteon. The little fox creature was able to summon enough strength to climb over the edge of the earth’s crack, letting the Lightning American stand on his own.

The sunglass wearing army man scowled at the four of them as the earth reformed thanks again to the yellow ape monster. He crossed his arms and just as he was about to reprimand the lot of them, another ape swung in from the stands.

Funky Kong pounded against the dirt and then his chest quickly afterwards. He wore a smile that could shine brighter than the sun itself. “Whoa! Cool it, man! There’s no way you can judge this match properly without the Banana Slamma king! There’s double the amount of fighters so that calls for double the amount of referees!”

Lt Surge grit his teeth, glaring at the hairy surfer. “No” the lieutenant groaned rather simply. In addition he shook his head with a very prominent frown. “We’re not doing this bit, and I’m the only one who wears sunglasses in this ring” he continued rather assertively.

“Ah, keep it mellow dude, it’ll be the crossover of the century! Alright so here are the rul-“ the ape attempted to answer before getting a thunder punch from Electivire in the back. It was apparently a very lucky hit as he was able to get the paralysis.

“YOU do not get to bury me underground and then attempt to take MY job. Lt Surge is the only one that gets to explain the rules that the people already know. Anyways, you all get about five bouts, you cannot use outside objects or people to aid you in this fight, and killing is disallowed. Is that clear?” the militant man explained.

[Coolshaymin]

"Yes, glad you could make it, Lucario," Mr. L said to Lucario before Ganondorf caught his attention. Wait... Was he not mistaking Mr. L for Luigi? ... Well, Mario, Peach and Bowser have not recognized him back then, but everyone on Li seems to make the mistake once its not true. Mr. L was actually surprised. "Plebian? I'll have you know I do not call myself a green element. For the Green Thunder Strikes like Lightning!" Mr. L says pulling off his signature L shaped pose.

Hazama does not even regard L... Unless he was calling him a mutt which was an odd analogy... Then again, Dimentio was all about the odd analogies. Either way, it would seem like Lt. Surge has made it and so has... Funky Kong? They were talking about something Mr. L had no clue about but it did not matter to the green thief mechanic plumber lightning thunder... guy. "Of course Mr. L understands the rules," L replied, getting into his fighting stance.

[Deleted]

"Your aura is certainly similar to that of-"Lucario attempted to speak, but was cut off by Ganon himself, and, where the hell was that organ coming from?! Lucario turned to meet his old enemy who had once fought for master hand, who had also been being manipulated by Tabuu. Apparantly news of that had been spread to the Life Sphere at some point, as he was getting assaulted by the spectators, who really had no right to be doing so in the first place. "Someone's a celebrity. Last I heard you had somehow locked yourself up in a max security cell, when did you decide to leave it?" He was trying to anger his opponent, which, with a little luck, would probably work.

He eyed Hazuma, this was his other opponent, and... Um... Well he was interesting to say the least. Hazuma had such a chaotic aura about him, it was hard to keep straight how the man felt, one moment they felt crazy, the next they felt calm. Who the hell was this guy? He shook his head and listened to the rules. Damn things, he never could stand them, they seemed arbitrary at times, however this was one rule set he could get behind as he got into his battle stance. He shifted his right leg behind him, and shifted the left ahead. He dropped both of his palms as they began to emit aura for combat. "I accept these terms."

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

Ganondorf paid no mind to the insults and jeers, these lesser mortals were nothing but gnats in comparison to his constant struggles for supremecy in now what was left of his homeland.

"I do not care how you know how I placed myself in a Maximum Security Cell, for Only those with the Special Key or my Dark Magic can unlock the door." the Gerudo said as he snapped his fingers, causing the Sword of the Sages to appear in front of him. He let Mr. L's jibe flow past him, and instead replied in with a sneer. "Sure, and you got trounced by no less than a lousy bucket of bolts, news flash green doofus, think of upgrading to Magitek gear after this battle is over." ending his retort with a wicked laugh.

His response to Hazama was considerably decent, especially since he was already mocked by the population. "Despite the fact that I go through a ton of Shampoo and Conditioner, I'm quite impressed that you have never met one of the imfamous original masters of 'Final Bossery'." Ganondorf said, his laugh mirthless and cruel at the same time.

He patiently waited as the referee let his rules be noted. "Understood, I will obey them for now." Ganondorf said, clenching his left hand into a fist, revealing the Triforce Emblem upon the back of his hand, the Triforce of power glowing as a result, he then grabbed his sword and entered a prefered fighting stance{the weapon vanishing until it was used by him}, his fists radiating an aura of evil so intense that it was no wonder he was the reincarnated form of an ancient demon king's hatred.

[PolarStarQuote]

Hazama smiled, grabbing his fedora and bowing with it in hand to the referee's. "Hello again surge, you mad man." Hazama said chuckling. "Yes, yes, we all know the rules..." Hazama said, throwing his fedora up and letting it land on his head. And even better, seems hazama was correct in his suspicion of ganondorf's glorious mane. "Final Bossery? What are you, 7?" Hazama said, sighing as he just crossed his arm's unimpressed with ganondorf's grammar.

Hazama looked to see the mascot for creepy deviant art and ganondorf starting to show off there aura's. Seems it's a show off competition that Mr. L didnt care to join in. Oh well, hazama was never one to pass up a opportunity to show off Hazama started laughing, his laughing ascending into insane cackling as his bright green fire-like aura covered his body from head to toe as he bended back to laugh loudly to the sky. "Ahahahahahahahahaha!! Come on, lets start this blood bath!" Hazama said, letting Terumi loose for the one second to get the crowd's blood pumping.

[Mr. Game & Watch]

Lt Surge grinned at everyone’s responses, raising a flag for the occasion and looking back at the four rather intently. He held the flag in place for a moment to add tension and finally cast it toward the ground. “Let’s get this battle going!” he shouted as he tossed a Poke-ball into the air. His mighty Magnezone emerged from the ball and in that moment he held an iron to the sky, awaiting for its magnetic properties to yank it out of the stadium before he could be hit in the crossfire. In addition, he returned both Jolteon and Electivire into their respective balls, however, he left Funky Kong to handle himself.

“Duuuuude, this cool chimp can’t even move his legs. Wait for me, bra!” Funky Kong released as he attempted to drag himself along the ground.

The people in the stands continued to throw their garbage at the Dark Lord, but as the match was finally announced to start the crowd control unit began to ease them as their projectile might affect the outcome of the match. While such a concern may seem silly, some of the audience was prepared to toss Koopa shells at the man and when the audience is literally tearing off their own body parts for ammunition then things have gone way too far.

[Coolshaymin]

"...Dude... Why did you lock yourself away when you can get out any time you want? Ignoring the fact that is more like least security cell," Mr. L said but this thought was dropped for him when the flag dropped and he quickly got into action. Using his lightning fast speed, he first summoned his trusty Green Storm Vortex to prevent projectile happy opponent and also hamper their movement before doing his signature spine breaking Spring Jump in front of Ganondorf, who would be easier to hit, and flying off in an orbital jump, way out of reach of most attacks... Yeah... he won't be coming back down this turn... I'm going to go grab a soda until the metaphorical lead in his shoes bring him back down to Li.


DkomW23hp_1d20 (His mediocre vortex)


p_1d20+4 (His powerful speeding uppercut on Ganon)

(GW: roll 11 to dodge vortex, if successful, Ganon only needs to roll 16 to dodge uppercut, otherwise roll 17)1d20·1d20+4

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Lucario jumped into action as soon as the flag was dropped, observing his partners actions. A tornado, he could work with that! He launched himself at the crazed show off, not about to let such an impudent misuse of the mans aura stand. If someone couldn't manipulate it for any use other than to show off in a competition, they had no right to use it in the first place, and he was about to make that clear as he grabbed Hazuma. "You dare to misuse the very thing that represents you, and your life force?! If you cannot truly use it, do not show it at all!" As he shouted this, he willed the aura surrounding his palms to slam itself into Hazuma's stomach, and then attempted to throw him towards the tornado, charging his Aura Sphere as he fell for later use.

(Pathetic, easy to escape grab: 4. Decent Aura Punches: 14. Throw: Mediocre throw: 11)

(GW: roll 8 to avoid grasp, if failed roll 12 str to resist throw, and roll 13 to dodge punches)

[Maverick Hunter Zero]

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DEX ROLL A: 18-4=14{Green Storm averted}
DEX ROLL B: 16-4=12{Taking this punch like he means it; because it was to!}
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Ganondorf hunkered down and stood his ground against the Vortex, taking Mr. L's suprise punch like a man. Fortunately he only managed to avoid the full force of the blow, causing a scratch to appear on his chin. "Is that the best the Green Thumper can give me, a gust of wind and a Spring-Loaded Shoryuuken? If so, I'm disapointed. At least you have something going for you in managing to graze me, and that alone won't save you from my magic." This most unusual insult had the Gerudo King laughing at Mr. L like a madman, for he himself had a few suprises up his sleeves.
CHA ROLL: 18-2=16{Ganondorf's Insulting Taunt on Mr. L}

"Here's an old trick I never had to show off in Smash before along with a new move for the two of you to be on the watch for more more often, see if you can try this on for size!" Ganondorf sneered, holding his right hand aloft, causing an energy Sphere to form. The king of evil would throw this at Lucario with great force, in an attempt to hit him with the paralysis of the attack, Then unleashing a Heaven and Hell Skyward Strike to follow it up.

WIS ROLL: 16+6=22{Diabolical Energy Sphere of Diabolical Energy at Lucario}
WIS ROLL: 12+6=18{Deceptively suprising H&HSS on Lucario and Mr. L combined}

{Energy Sphere requires a STR roll of 10 or greater{with mods} to deflect but has 45.5% chance to inflict Paralysis if STR is lower than the required number.}
{Dodge Rolls redone, and a bit more flavor text along with a Charisma Roll for the taunt that was just put in.}

(GW: Energy Sphere at Lucario: roll 16 DEX to dodge, or roll 10 STR to deflect. Roll 9 CON to avoid paralysis. Roll 12 INT to ignore taunt, Mr. L exclusive. H&HSS, roll 14 DEX to dodge)

[PolarStarQuote]

Hazama shrugged when the flag dropped, awaiting the first move. Which thankfully, came to him by the jackal. Hazama took time to observe ganondorf, and realize his partner was more inclined to helping himself than work as a team. "Hey, ganondorf, if you're ready to have a team battle and not a dick show off, i'm ready!" He yelled to his partner. but now, Grabs and punches and the like.


MYNsxiWPp_1d20+2=19

p_1d20+2=18


"So, that hitting me thing. Anytime you wanna do it, would be fantastic." Hazma said, moon walking away from Lucario's grab, and doing more MJ dance moves to avoid the punches like it was no big deal. "Oh, you want to talk abot my aura??" Hazama asked, grinning. "Allow me to retort with a demonstration..." He said, as he then delievered a hard spin-kick into Lucario's snout. Following the spin kick, from the ground erupted a giant Black and Green pillar of dark aura energy that pierced the heavens


p_1d20+1=2 [Piercing the heavens is a little too kind.]

Hazama groaned as it seemed that attack didnt go anywhere, so he followed it up by suddenly sending a array of Butterfly knives at Lucario,

p_1d20+2=18

Well, it seemed hazama was left to be the brains of this operation, once more. Then hazama began thinking. "Ganondorf, when they aim a attack at you, use me as a shield!" Hazama said, a link of ouroboros chain appearing around his finger as he played with it. to those unknowing, attacking hazama when he did this would be a bad move.


p_1d20+1=16 [Pretty convincing of hazama doing nothing]

(G&W: roll 7 to avoid Piercing the heavens, if hit roll 18 to dodge knives, otherwise roll 16)1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20·1d20

[Mr. Game & Watch]

“AH HA HA! Good evening Life Sphere! Do we have a match up for you! Not only do we have some great powerhouses, but we also have a double battle for you! Can you feel the excitement, Big Top?!”

“I'm pretty sure the audience has eyes, Ballyhoo...”

“Big Top, our job is to commentate, we have to spell out the obvious to them! Have you ever heard of this theory that-”

“You made that up...”

“You didn't let me finish, Big Top!”

“I know whatever your about to say is some Mumbo Jumbo about nothing.”

“Mumbo Jumbo isn't here! I wish he was though, he let in some insightful information the last time he was here!”

“Why don't you call him up?”

“We're in the middle of a match, Big Top!”

“Didn't stop you before...”

*Failed piercing heavens lights up the arena*

“WOAH, DID YOU SEE THAT, BIG TOP?!”

“You're changing the subject.”

“THE SPIRIT OF THE BATTLE, Big Top! The gauntlet has been cast! Surely this match will be awe inspiring!”

“You stopped paying attention, didn't you?”