[Coolshaymin]

Dark Pit heard about a special challenge to fight your way through powerful criminals. Well, what kind of superior clone would he be if he did not accept this challenge. He comes into the stadium with a cocky grin on his face. "Well, we going to start this thing or what? I am ready to anhilate anyone that is sent at me," Dark Pit said as he then pulled out his Samurai Sword and sat it over his shoulder. No harm in starting with a speed boost. He was interested in seeing the first thing these guys had up their sleeves.

[Mr. Game & Watch]

The crowd was filled with anxiety as the dark angel entered the arena, stomping their feet and clapping their hand in a rhythmic fashion as they chanted “BOOOOSS RUSH! BOOOOSS RUSH!” repeatedly. Attempts at the challenge were few and far between so the audience was clearly excited for the event that was about to take place. More so, they were excited to either see the first victor of the great challenge or see how such a mighty warrior will fall to his opponent. One way or another, the audience would be satisfied from their dreary lives.

Ballyhoo stepped out from the shadows of the commentator’s box, a very Roman-esque attire on his person. A silky smooth white toga along with a civic crown replacing Big Top. He raised both of his arms in order to make the audience hush to a soft whisper and then looked down at Pit with a stoic expression. “Pit, of the land of Hyrule!” MC Ballyhoo’s voice boomed.

“… Not Pit…”

“Not Pit, of the land of Hyrule! You have been charged with crimes against the fourth wall! How do you plead!?”

“… Ballyhoo, people don’t want to hear your shenanigans”

“Big Top you’re ruining my moment!”

“Just move on to the wheel so we can get this over with…”

“I’m starting to think you’re only in on this for the items! Where is the artistic passion you used to have! Commentating is an art form, Big Top and your just cashing in!”

“Whatever”

“*Sigh* Wheel of Beasties! Go!”

With that, Ballyhoo twisted right around and gave the wheel a good and mighty swing, while chanting “Round n’ round, here it goes! Round ‘n round, where it stops no one knows!” and clapping his hands in beat with his little tune. The wheel continued to spin until it couldn’t handle the tiny arrow pounding against the pikes. As per usual, the area on the wheel that it stopped at was an envelope, leaving the mystery enemy secret until Ballyhoo pulled out the note on the inside.

“Huh, just a Goomba and Para Koopa? Wait! It’s not just any Goomba and Koopa! It is Waluigi’s colleagues back when he was a food thief! Bring them out!”

With that, the gates on the opposite side of the arena began to open at the same time that a protective bubble shield encased the battlefield. Considering that both of the contestants could fly, more importantly the crooks, it was a safety measure. Regardless of that, there was still plenty of room for both the beings in the area to take flight. The pudgy little brown mushroom waddled out onto the battlefield, his Para Koopa posy flying next to him closely. “Well, lookie what we have here, hoss. Another who thinks he’s tougher ‘an me. How’s about we show ‘im why we’re the original terrors of this here town.” The Koopa remained silent, though shot a glare in the direction of Dark Pit and nodding while pounding his fist into his open hand.

[Coolshaymin]

"Its a crime to break the 4th Wall? Well, I am guilty as charged then. Then again, you are two since you just acknowledged it," Dark Pit replied to Ballyhoo's sentencing. "A goomba and a paratroopa? If that was what the Life Sphere originally had for big bads, then the protectors of this place must of been quite sad," Dark Pit taunted to lower his enemy's guard. Dark Pit then equipped the Doom Cannon in his free hand, "Let's start this with a bang!" He said as he fired the Doom Cannon to create its wide dark explosion when it got close. He then activated his Power of Flight and flew through the Goomba with the Samurai Sword out before putting it in its sheathe for the cut to be delayed for dramaticness Samurai Style. The Goomba seemed like the leader, so it seemed smart to focus on him.


dMTyZsMDp_1d20+1(Poorly delivered Taunt)


p_1d20+2(Doom Cannon Shot)

p_1d20+2 (Samurai Dash By)
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[Mr. Game & Watch]

(Int = 18 – 1 : Taunt)

(Dex = 17 + 2 : Goomba Doom Cannon)

(Dex = 14 + 1 : Koopa Doom Cannon)

(Dex = 16 + 2 : Goomba Samurai Dash By)

The Goomba heartily laughed off the attempts at mocking from Dark Pit. “Yeh heh ha! Nothin’ but hot air to me, ‘specially comin’ from a pigeon like you.” In the instant after the Goomba finished speaking it raced off from the line of fire, putting his stumpy little legs to work. The Koopa had a much slower reaction time to the launching of the Doom Cannon, however, he did manage to fly out of the way in time, but the splash damage from the explosion was able to nick the turtle before he was able to fully flee.

The Goomba continued to speed along, moving too fast for the dark angel to catch up with him. “You sure got a big mouth, nothin’ else. C’mon now!” the Goomba hooted as his winged partner in crime swooped down to scoop him up.

The Koopa soared into the air with the Goomba firmly within his clutch. The Koopa halted at the highest point the bubble shield would allow them and passed his loud mouth partner a tiny capsule. The Goomba crunched against the container and out popped a Ray Gun. “Weh-heh-ell, looks like cupid’s gonna get shot this time!” the little brown mushroom being announced before grabbing the weapon in between his teeth. He then launched a barrage of bullets at Dark Pit, roughly three shots in that moment and prepared to fire off another couple within the next second if not intercepted.

(Dex = 10 + 2)

(Dex = 20 + 2)

(Dex = 3 + 2)

…His aim was rather hit or miss.

[Coolshaymin]

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p_1d20+1(... Dark Pit can't dodge to save his life... apparently...)

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p_1d20(... WHERE WAS THAT 16 AND 18 FOR THE DODGES?!)

Dark Pit took the first and third shot rather well, blocking them with his Katana, but the shot to the head was definitely going to be felt in the morning. This guy was harder to hit than first thought. Dark Pit came up with a plan, "Sorry, but this 'cupid' fights back hard!" Dark Pit said as the Dark Pit Staff appeared and fired a Piercing shot through  The Goomba to the Para Karrier and then activating his wings of flight and zooming towards the two and used a back dashed charge with the Pandora's Claws to summon a big Firey Image of Pandora to knock them into the barrier and then back off it into the fire again.


p_1d20+2(... Dark Pit Staff... Best used as a distraction with Dark Pit's rolls)


p_1d20+2 (Pandora's near good firey rage.)

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[Mr. Game & Watch]

(Dex = 17 + 1)

Despite having his mushroom shaped companion within his arms, the winged turtle was still able to out maneuver’s Dark Pit’s staff strike (which wasn’t much of an accomplishment all things considered).

(Dex = 20 + 1)

The Para Koopa didn’t stop there though. The creature’s instincts kicked in and swiftly the Koopa preformed a U-turn around the angel before he was able to check them against the barrier. As the turtle dove soared over Dark Pit, the Goomba rattle himself out of his partner’s grasp and landed upon their opponent’s back. He spat out his gun and tossed his weapon back over to the Koopa. “Don’t doubt it, hoss. Cupid still ain’t no sure shot though! Now, let’s see which one of these here chicken wings are all tender like!” the Goomba shouted as he chomped down on Dark Pit’s right wing.

(Str = 16 + 3)

“Shoot 'im full o’ holes!” the daredevil Goomba commanded. With that, the Para Koopa did as he was told and began to open fire on Dark Pit regardless of his backup being upon the enemy’s back.

(Dex = 12 + 1)

(Dex = 17 + 1)

Despite not being as well trained with the weapon, his shots were far more consistent than the Goomba’s…

[Coolshaymin]

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Dark Pit was truly starting to step up his game, pulling the goomba partner off his back and throwing him at his partner's gun shots. He then quickly soared around the gun shots, dodging them with full skill. "Unfortunately for you two, I was just getting warmed up! Let's do this for real!" Dark Pit intimidated as he summoned his Doomsday Cannon and shot at the Goomba, in hope of hitting his partner too if he tried to retrieve him. Dark Pit then attempted to do a midair combo on them with the Samurai Sword, ending in an upward slash to send them into the barrier.


p_1d20+1(Average Intimidation.)


p_1d20+2(Super Doomsday Cannon.)

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