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"...."

"So, Ah....You ready? I mean, are ya' really ready for this?"

"Cause lemme tell ya' Brotha, I dont think your ready! You ready to see Application makin' 101? Cause this right here might be the best App you ever seen."

"Haha...Ah man, Never get tired 'a lookin' at 'dat."

"So if you ready to feel ashamed at your own app's, Here it is! Feast ya' eyes!"

10 total points to distribute

Discipline	Stat Pts	MOD
STR	14	+2
DEX	20	+5
CON	10	+0
INT	8	-1
WIS	6	-2
CHA	12	+1

Jeremy, Code Named 'Scout'

Boston, Massachusetts, USA



Alignment: Chaotic Good



Motto: "Grass Grows, Birds Fly, Sun Shines, and Brotha'?? I Hurt people! I'mma Force-a Nature!"



Allies/Friends: RED Team, Miss Pauline



Enemies/Rivals: BLU Team, Grey Mann



Backstory: wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Scout





Appearance: 





History On Li:  Scout arrived on Li through a Portal made by Merasmus...However, Scout's memory of the event has, thus far, been rather foggy, as he believed it to be an event of Food Poisoning by Medic's 'Mushroom's-From-Behind-The-Outhourse' Quiche, Which has given Scout horrible fits of Delusions. He stumbled through the portal, with the thoughts of Illusions of Bluregard and Redmond telling him he's a bad Mann circling in his hallucinogenic head, until eventually he was warped into the Life Sphere, Flopped right into a pile of trash.


Meeting with a few locals, Clairen, Tager, Isonus, Shadow and more, Scout would struggle to come to grips with where he was. After a few chaotic meetings with others, Scout's Mother, Misses...The Scout, Was Kidnapped by a Mysterious BoomBox named DOOMBOX, Whom lept off with his mother in tow. Vowing revenge, Scout seeks to bash this Boom Box, and rescue his mom!

"So, Yeah, Basically, Ya' need to approve me like, Now."





Primary Attacks (3)

Aluminum Bat:

"Boink!"

An Aluminum bat with a Rubber Grip and a long-faded insignia on the bat. Typically used to beat and pummel enemies, as The Scout is rather apprehensive toward getting his 'Good Bat's' Dirty. (6%-16% Damage, STR))


Pretty Boy Pocket Pistol:

"Hey, Guess what! Time to get killed by the SMALLEST GUN IN THE WORLD!"

The PBPP Is a Tiny Pistol, that has a sizable firing rate, but pitiful damage. Also has the sizable advantage of being Really small, and as such, easy to hide. And make cute remarks about. (4% Damage, Comboable, Ranged, DEX)



Scattergun:

"Say Goodbye t' ya' friggin' crap, Moron!"

Scout's Tride & True Scatter Gun, a Sawed-off Shotgun that fires a direct blast of Shell into an enemies face! For a Personal 'Screw you', or a Distant 'To all it may concern'. (Dex, Ranged, 20% Damage in close range. Long range 4% Damage)



Special Attacks (3)

Force-A-Nature:

"Oh hey, This one's named after me!"

Scout's more powerful Scatter Gun, The Force-a-Nature, is more of a concentrated blast of Whoopass, That sends all its foes flying with a gigantic blast of Buckshot! (28% Damage, 4 Turn cool down, HUGE knock back!)



Mad Milk:

"Aw, What, Ya' gonna cry?? Ya' gonna cry now???"

Scout's Supportive Option, Mad Milk is a strange substance that, when thrown onto a target, Allows damage done to them to be made restorative to the attacker! How? SCIENCE!!! (No Damage, Can hit Two targets. Applies 'MILKED'. When a Target is Milked, Any damage from a successful attack they recieve Heals the Attacker for 2%+CHA MOD. Good time for Combo's!)



Sandman & The Jones Baseball!:

"Go to sleep, Babycakes!"

Scout's Favorite Bat, The Sandman, comes with his lucky Tom Jones Autographed ball! When used, the Sand Man launches the Tom Jones Baseball at a target. When hit, the Target suffers Slowed for 2 turns! There is also a Melee Option. (3% Damage, DEX, Ranged, Afflicts Slow. Can also be used as a 18% STR Attack, that does not afflict slow.)

BONK!

"Cant complain about free powers!"

Scout's Favorite Soda, BONK! A Can of Radioactive soda, containing 20 Pounds of pure cane sugar, and...Addatives. Comes in many flavors, But Jeremy seems to prefer the ol' Can of  'Cherry Fission'.

When used, Scout heals for 35% HP, Is cured of all Debuffs (Except Permanant ones, and all Buffs he currently has are increased by 2 Turns. As well, scout's CON Increases by a whopping 5+, for said 3 turns, Effectively making him invincible!

However, as a Downside....Scout CAN NOT Use any attacks that require his DEX Stat. As well, his DEX Stat suffers a terrifying -5 Decrease during the said 3 turns!

Bonk is a trademark property of Bonk soda LLC and all copyrighted holders, Bonk is not responsible for hair loss, cancer, growing of additional organs, internal or genital, cancer, mutant strength, cancer, radiation poisoning, cancer, Cancer shaped cancerous growths, or cancer upon its consumption, all use of Bonk is held to its share holders.

Other Info: Apparantly has a Tom Jones Tattoo on his chest he got from a drunken stuper, Is considering getting it removed, but is torn.

Likes Tom Jones, His Mama, and Is an Offficial spokes person for BONK Soda.

Has a Dove living in his torso named Artemetis. He seems to be able to live by eating little bits of what scout eats. He hates it.

26 Years old.

Reads at a 4th grade level.

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Checklist time -

Met the scout? [v]
Nintendo game? [Franchise clause so v]
Stats 70/70? [v]
Backstory good? [v]
Attacks balanced? [v]
Final smash is final and smashy? [taken down due to copyright strike by Bonk soda LLC]

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Two new Special Moves for the Boston Boy~!


Wrap Assassin;

"And if you call in the next three seconds, Ill throw in another Bleedin', Absolutely free!"

The Wrap Assassin is a...Well, Its an Almost-out Tube of Wrapping Paper is what it is. However, The special part, is that it comes with its own set of  Baubles, Just like when your dad accidentally stepped on one that one christmas and had to go to the ER! However, Scout bops these Baubles with the hollow Cardboard tube, It sends the Glass ball flying to shatter on an enemy instead! (Can be used in Melee or Ranged. In Melee, 1% Combo-able STR Attack. In Ranged, 10% Damage, Afflicts Mortal Wound/Bleeding! 1 Turn cooldown when used for Range.)


Home Run!: 

"ITS OUTTA THE PARK!!!"

Scout Must have his Sandman to perform this attack. Scout Takes his time, Setting up the Swing, Reeling back, Getting Prepared...Before performing an All-mighty Swing, That while it may be easy to just, Y'know, Move out of the way from, It has a terrible consequence in the form of its incredible Power, Damage and Knockback! (Deals 32% Damage, And has MASSIVE knock back, Like Hitting a Home run right out of the Park. -3 To All Accuracy check's, and 5 Turn Cool down. Scout knows not to spam this thing.)

[Mari]

Let's see...

Wrap Assassin is slightly too strong! I'll give you 10% damage on the ranged attack.

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Done deal!

[Mari]

Good to go!

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Two new Primaries!




Three Rune Blade: "Im not even *Witchin'* It! Hah, Geddit? Cuz itz like dat ah....Ah, nevahmind."

The Three Rune Blade is a Forged Sword, Made of Silver, Embellished with a Wolf's head, and crafted of Silver. It is sharp, Deathly Sharp, And is not a kids toy. However, Scout weilds the dang thing like a baseball bat, and as a result, hits himself with it every so often. But when it hits? Ah man, it hits. (STR, Deals 17% Damage, Afflicts Bleeding/Mortal Wound. Can not Crit. When hits from this are Dodged, Scout takes 6% Damage instead.)




Sun-on-a-Stick: "As a good friend of mine said...Hurma Hurma Hurm. But imma translate that to FIYAH! YA' ON FIYAH!!"

The Sun-on-a-Stick is...Well, A Sun on a stick, covered in the oh so lovely 'Pointy Bits.'  When Swung into an enemy, Sears them alive, as well as Beats them! What a charming little device. (STR, 12% Damage, Afflicts Burn. Can NOT crit.)