Post by PolarStarQuote on Apr 1, 2015 9:03:11 GMT -8
Character Name:Sex Crazed Donkey Kong, Commander Dong of the Dong wars
Home Planet/Origin:Expansive Dong-o-verse
Preferred Motto:"Expand Life by Expand Dong"
Appearance:
Alignment:Chaotic Dong
History On Li: dankey kame 2 le in sarch uf sexy tames. he puffed into the lap cube. amd did the do wit black shadsand to fup the starvars. he appred in bus bas lubs wit no parnts un wit isicks whu ulsu nu panps on. Dongsydong.
Storied History: At a young age, Donkey kong lived on a irish farms in canyon's of dongia, where he met a beautifull young lass with hair as beautiful as his blonde corn fields. He used to take her down to all the pubs in town, her delight. On a night of drunken nothings, donkey's dong, for the first time, had ever expanded. Since then, his mind turned to banana's, and he had strives for sexual relations with everyone he could find!
Stats: ( 10 ) total points to distribute
Primary Attacks(3):
Sexual Relations: Expand dong. constitution
Mmmfff: G&W delivers the good ol' 2-D reproductive organ at 11:30 PM .charisma
Donkeys swankey eyes: Makes sexy eyes at whoever is in his line of sight. intelligence
Special Attacks(3):Babana: Donkey kong eats a bannana. That's it. It doesnt do anything other than that. He just, eats a bannana. no healing. nothing. just....banana. Perception.
The megaman curse: Causes any megaman related character to explode from dongliness. Charisma
#KashMessedUp: Kaskey, if he is part of the thread, explodes. Parlysis status effect
Funk soul brotha: Right about now, Check it out now. Constitupton
Ultimate Attack(1):I'lL sHoWeR yOu WiTh CoCoNuT cReMe PiEs Donkey kongs ummons eddie and THEY DO A DUMBLE DOFNG EXSHAPAANDNDSS
Allies/Friends:his sexual relationships
Enemies/Rivals:k...k.k.k.k..kk.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k..kk..k.k.k.k.k.k.kk..k.k.k droooooll lol
Any Other Information:'
Weak to kicks
theme dong: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3a77hMUQWg
Home Planet/Origin:Expansive Dong-o-verse
Preferred Motto:"Expand Life by Expand Dong"
Appearance:
Alignment:Chaotic Dong
History On Li: dankey kame 2 le in sarch uf sexy tames. he puffed into the lap cube. amd did the do wit black shadsand to fup the starvars. he appred in bus bas lubs wit no parnts un wit isicks whu ulsu nu panps on. Dongsydong.
Storied History: At a young age, Donkey kong lived on a irish farms in canyon's of dongia, where he met a beautifull young lass with hair as beautiful as his blonde corn fields. He used to take her down to all the pubs in town, her delight. On a night of drunken nothings, donkey's dong, for the first time, had ever expanded. Since then, his mind turned to banana's, and he had strives for sexual relations with everyone he could find!
Stats: ( 10 ) total points to distribute
| Discipline | Stat | Modifier |
|---|---|---|
| Strength | 100000000 | +d0ng |
| Dexterity | 100385 | +d0ng |
| Wisdom | 10000 | +d0ng |
| Intelligence | 9 | -1 |
| Charisma | 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 | +d0ng |
| Constitution | 10634756777 | e+pandD0ng |
Primary Attacks(3):
Sexual Relations: Expand dong. constitution
Mmmfff: G&W delivers the good ol' 2-D reproductive organ at 11:30 PM .charisma
Donkeys swankey eyes: Makes sexy eyes at whoever is in his line of sight. intelligence
Special Attacks(3):Babana: Donkey kong eats a bannana. That's it. It doesnt do anything other than that. He just, eats a bannana. no healing. nothing. just....banana. Perception.
The megaman curse: Causes any megaman related character to explode from dongliness. Charisma
#KashMessedUp: Kaskey, if he is part of the thread, explodes. Parlysis status effect
Funk soul brotha: Right about now, Check it out now. Constitupton
Ultimate Attack(1):I'lL sHoWeR yOu WiTh CoCoNuT cReMe PiEs Donkey kongs ummons eddie and THEY DO A DUMBLE DOFNG EXSHAPAANDNDSS
Allies/Friends:his sexual relationships
Enemies/Rivals:k...k.k.k.k..kk.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k..kk..k.k.k.k.k.k.kk..k.k.k droooooll lol
Any Other Information:'
Weak to kicks
theme dong: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3a77hMUQWg
Last Edit:
Apr 1, 2015 13:46:43 GMT -8 by PolarStarQuote
