[Mr. Game & Watch]

I know it’s taken quite a bit of time, but I think I may have figured out the Starvia. This doesn’t mean I have a cure ready just yet, we’re on our way there very soon though. I can feel it. This is the first step.

As everyone knows, the Starvia corrupts you and makes you more powerful. It was believed that with this you also went insane, but that actually doesn’t seem to be the case. The Starvia is a modified version of Shadow Bugs, only difference is that they are significantly smaller. What they do is they replicate cells in your body, with that they are far more efficient than organs and blood cells hence why those consumed by them are a lot stronger than they used to be. In addition though, they have complete control over your brain, handing it over to who knows who. They are only violent toward you because someone is telling them to be.

Those of you who think you are safe because you are synthetic instead of organic, you are wrong. Shadow Bugs can manipulate and replicate whatever they please to, they can even corrupt your infrastructure like a computer virus, making you just as easy a target as your organic brethren. Please be cautious, these things have plenty of ways to enter your body, even the air is laced with small amounts. Your anti-bodies can only do so much.

That’s really all the information I have for now, a cure will be coming, but how soon I can’t say just yet. I’ll keep you all in the know, but for now I have a ton of patients to attend to. My thanks goes to the rescue team of A.I.M., Dimentio, and the Jack Brothers for passing me along the information I needed in order to confirm my suspicions.